CORNHUSKER CREEK, Nebraska – (Satire News) – A Nebraska hog farmer has informed the local news media that one of his hogs has an amazing 12 legs.
Sal McMango, Jr., 76, who has been raising hogs since September 17, 1968, said that he has probably raised over 100,000 pigs, and he has never seen one with 12 legs, or not even one with 5 for that matter.
He was asked by a reporter for the local Cornhusker Creek Eye Spectator TV Channel 77 News team if when the 8-month-old hog gets older, he is planning to butcher it.
McMango laughed and shook his head, as he said that he has no plans take the amazing Mr. Porky to market.
The reporter asked him, “Because, since it has an astounding 12 legs, it’s considered quite a novel attraction huh?"
Sal replied, “No, that’s not the reason. The reason I won’t take Mr. Porky to market is simply because with 12 legs, there is no way in hell that I could ever possibly catch the effen son-of-a-bitch!”