Does This Mean Bill Cosby Raped The Women But...So What?
On a technicality, Bill Cosby was released from prison after serving three, that’s just three out of ten years in prison. What a horrible way for the United States to celebrate Independence Day on July 4, 2021! Cosby out on a technicality! The…
Read full storyHow Bill Cosby Escaped From Sing Sing Prison
SING SING, New York – (Satire News) – BuzzFuzz has announced that inmate #91069, better known as Bill Cosby, revealed how he was able to escape from Sing Sing Prison. Warden Peter Paul Figziggy told the news media that Cosby was able to escape by…
Read full storyVancouver, Canada Hits 121 Degrees- Millions of Moose Go Into Heat Shock
VANCOUVER, Canada – (Satire News) – Canada’s Royal Mounted News Agency has just announced that the temperature in Vancouver hit 121 degrees at 5:05 pm. The heat was so powerful, that there are reports that some of the city’s stop signs were warped…
Read full storyA Hog Farmer in Nebraska Discovers He Has a Pig With 12 Legs
CORNHUSKER CREEK, Nebraska – (Satire News) – A Nebraska hog farmer has informed the local news media that one of his hogs has an amazing 12 legs. Sal McMango, Jr., 76, who has been raising hogs since September 17, 1968, said that he has probably r…
Read full storyNorth Dakota Is Now Officially The Money-Laundering Capital of The USA
LAKE LAKOTA, North Dakota – (Satire News) – The Federal Department of Money Laundering has just issued a statement naming North Dakota as America’s number one state for drug cartel money laundering. The report states that federal investigators tra…
Read full storyPoland’s Premier Pole Vaulter Has Been Disqualified From The Summer Olympics
POZNAN, Poland – (Sports Satire) – Reports filtering out of Poland state that the country’s top female pole vaulter has just been disqualified from participating in this year’s summer Olympics in Tokyo, Japan. Guntherina Lubbintok, 24, was notifie…
Read full storyThat thing you do, stop it
Hello, Raymond Ving here, again. Yes, I am the bloke with strange ideas who never became an eccentric millionaire. Anyway, that thing you do, please stop it. No, I don't know what it is, but please stop. If you must comment on newspaper article…
Read full storyBertie Wooster bashes butler Jeeves ears about dirty doings in London and Jaggedone heard it all!
A recurring phenonium rebounding off the walls in JO's paltry country German residence is sending earthquakes and tornados to his tax haven in Luxembourg, and these occurrences have nothing to do with global change, a 'Trumpian Classic!" No! Subli…
Read full storyI'll be laid to rest alongside Artoo Deetoo, says Queen
In a leaked Palace document, Her Majesty, The Queen has revealed that she wants to be buried alongside the Star Wars droid, Artoo Deetoo. In an appendix to her will, The Queen states: "I have always been a huge fan of the Star Wars series of films…
Read full storyA 7 Million-Year-Old Nipple Fish Discovered In Lake Michigan
MUSKEGON, Michigan – (Satire News) – A fisherman has just discovered what is believed to be the last existing Nipple Fish in existence. Andrew “Fishy” Attapooni, 47, caught the fish which is believed to be 7-million-years-old. He said he was us…
Read full storyPresident Biden Signs A Presidential Executive Order Which Prohibits Donald J. Trump From Ever Uttering The Words “Hoax,” “Witch Hunt,” or “Big Mac”
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – President Biden acting on over 4 million requests from Republicans as well as from Democrats, has just signed what he is calling The Trump Colloquial Redundancy Presidential Executive Order. First Lady, Dr. Jill…
Read full storyA Purse Snatcher In Detroit Arrested For Shooting A $1.2 Million Security Robot
DETROIT – (Satire News) – The latest thing in security systems is the Autonomous Security Robot. Dow Chemical has produced the SR-907 Humdinger Extraordinaire and it is changing the way companies view security. The conical Chubby Wubby, as it h…
Read full storyHarry Maguire Dedicates Victory Over Germany To Monkey Woods
BILLINGSGATE POST: Pointing to the sky after England’s 2-0 victory over Germany, Harry Maguire said that he was dedicating this victory to Monkey Woods. The United captain was named UEFA's Star of the Match after the Three Lions beat their rivals i…
Read full storyThe GOP Insists That Their Members Roster Does Not Include Any Members of The Taliban, Al Qaeda, Isis, or Hezbollah
QUEENS, New York – (Satire News) – A spokeswoman for the GOP has made it abundantly clear that the report put out by Wikileaks regarding terrorist group members within their ranks is totally, absolutely, and positively false; or as they say in Fort W…
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