Biden Dog Graduates From Trump University
With a Bachelor of Arfs degree, President Biden’s dog Major graduated from Trump University and is now allowed to move back into the White House. However, the Secret Service people have their fingers crossed and tree climbing running shoes on while M…
Read full storyCod Piece Diplomacy: Why Kamala Harris Wears Pantsuits
BILLINGSGATE POST: Hillary Clinton was the first woman to recognize how powerful a symbol it was to wear a pantsuit instead of a dress when creating a political image. Nancy Poozleosi was next. When was the last time you saw either wear a dress to…
Read full storyA List of 10 Beatles Songs With Their Original Uncensored Titles
Cowbell Notes Music Magazine stated that the Beatles (John, Paul, George, & Ringo) recorded 227 songs. Most were written by the extremely talented writing duo of Lennon and McCartney. Recently Paul McCartney appeared on “The View” and he told…
Read full storyUS- Mexico Border Wall Inspectors Find That Beavers Are Eating The Friggin’ Wall
TIJUANA, Mexico – (Satire News) – US Border Patrol inspectors have learned that unruly beavers are causing tremendous damage to “El Trumpo’s Wall,” as it is known throughout Mexico, Central America, and South America. BP Agent Zeke Carpenwinkle, 2…
Read full storyHurricane Season is Here and The Plywood State of Florida is Already Stocking Up on Plywood, Flashlight Batteries, and Tequila
ALLIGATOR NUTS, Florida – (Satire News) – Well ladies and gentleman, it has rolled in once again, and the scramble will soon begin. Those two dreaded words – Hurricane Season, are now upon us, like Philadelphia Cream Cheese on a bagel. Weathermen…
Read full storyTechnology steps up again: Self-riding bicycles are here!
The Glitzmo Corporation announced this morning there breakthrough bicycle model, the XZ-100 Self-Rider will be available for purchase as early as next week! The Self-Rider is expected to revolutionize the courier business as well as recreational…
Read full storyQueen Invites Bidens For Sleep Over At Windsor Castle, Trump Fuming
When Donald Trump learned that Queen Elizabeth invited the Bidens for a sleepover at Windsor, he exploded. He never had such an invite. He tried to telephone the Queen and ask why he had never been invited for a sleepover, but the Palace telephon…
Read full storyOld Fart wanders through Amsterdam wondering what the hell he is doing there!
Caught in a geographical zone only meant for those below 45 years of age, a Brit Old Fart decided to venture into a maze of insanity called, Amsterdam, believing time stood still, and then discovered, 'Time waits for no one!' Thousands of whizzing…
Read full storyIsraeli P. M. NotaYahoo Ousted; Charges Election Fraud, Calls for March on Knesset
Following a one-vote loss in the Israeli legislature, Israel's longest serving female prime minister, Ima NotaYahoo, was ousted today in an a closer-than-the-vote indicates 60-59 split that brought to power a self-proclaimed idiot backed by the far…
Read full storyYou Won’t Believe Why Oklahoma Has Outlawed Ribbed Condoms
OKLAHOMA CITY – (Satire News) – After receiving thousands of complaints in emails, text messages, Instagrams, and phone calls, the Oklahoma state legislature has voted to ban ribbed condoms by a vote of 57 to 43. State Senator Barkston F. Goldensi…
Read full storyMitch McConnell’s Birthday Gift To Donald J. Trump Will Surprise You
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – BuzzFuzz reports that Mitch “The Bitch” McConnell surprised his BFF and part-time boyfriend Donald Johnny Trump with a very appropriate birthday gift. McConnell, who looks like a cross between a Galapagos turtle…
Read full storyThe G-7 Summit Conference Leaders Unanimously Agree To Never Again Mention Trump’s Name
CARBIS BAY, England – (Satire News) – In a move that is being hailed as a victory for the entire free world, the G-7 Summit Conference leaders voted unanimously to never again utter the name of Donald J. Trump. Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trude…
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