Costa Rica’s Banana Famine Is Causing It’s Monkeys To Move Down To Panama
PUERTO CHANGO, Costa Rica – (Satire News) – The Costa Rican government is extremely concerned due to the on-going Banana Famine of 2021. A spokesperson for the government, Willardo Villa-Sopaipilla, who is 97, stated that this is the worst banana…
Read full storyRenaming the US of A?
I was appalled, yes appalled, to learn, from the prestigious Smithsonian Magazine, that Amerigo Vespucci, that man for whom America was named, was a pimp from Florence, Italy--a pimp, yes a pimp, who procured women for paying clients and got a cut of…
Read full storyDonald Trump To Become The Spokesperson For Preparation H
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The word coming out of Madison Avenue is that the Preparation H Corporation has just signed the twice-impeached, one-term former resident of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue to be the official face of Preparation H. A spoke…
Read full storyLiverpool Football Club To Build a Football Stadium That Will Eclipse Wembley Stadium
LIVERPOOL, England – (UK Satire) – After several years in the planning stages, the chairman of the Liverpool Football Club. Tom “Hey Mate” Werner has just informed the UK sports media that construction will soon begin on a brand, new, state-of-the-ar…
Read full storyAfter 649 Years The Leaning Tower of Pisa Is Finally Going To Be Righted
TUSCANY, Italy – (Satire News) – The Tuscany City Council has just voted to take money from the city coffers to pay for construction work on the world-famous Leaning Tower of Pisa. The tower which was built in 1372, is shifting at a rate of .4 inc…
Read full storyThe Latest National Polls Show That Sadly Most Republicans Do Not Trust Their Doctors
CHICAGO – (Satire News) – The most respected polling agency in the entire nation, Quinnpinni has just stated that after an extensive 9-month survey poll, they have found out that the majority of Trumpers do not trust their family doctors, their gynec…
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