President Trump Misunderstood The Message Of American History X
Experts analyzing President Donald Trump's tenure in the White House have come to the unanimous conclusion that the whole four years spent leading the country were an unprecedented presidential disaster. But everybody knows that. Even a blind m…
Read full storyDonald Trump To Pick Ivanka For Supreme Court
Leaked to the press today by a White House consigliere, (looking for early retirement) Donald Trump decided to select daughter Ivanka for the Supreme Court vacancy created with the death of Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg. Tiffany, daughter number two…
Read full storyIsn't it about time you bought a Lava Lamp?
Isn't it about time you bought a Lava Lamp? I know, it is not a question we are regularly asked, but really. Isn't it time? With everything that is happening in the world, a little bit of nonsensical shopping is what we need. Something from the…
Read full storyShops still have that Che Guevara Poster
Due to a slight down-turn in people going to university, many shops are revealing that they still have that Che Guevara poster in their stock rooms. Students, wanting to show their right-on credentials, have been known to put the iconic image on t…
Read full storyJedward now telling you what to read
After conquering the world's of cookery, reality shows, television, music, and politics, irritating twins Jedward have now taken it upon their talentless shoulders to tell you what you can and can't read. After recommending JK Rowling's latest boo…
Read full storyJeff Bezos Plans to Buy Fox News and Fire Everybody, Including Hannity, Carlson, and Dobbs
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) - The richest man in the world has just made an announcement that has lots of the Fox News divas shaking in their Buster Brown flip-flops. Jeff Bezos, who has more money than the entire seven Central American nations…
Read full storyTrump To Veto Gareth Bale Move
Just when Tottenham Hotspur fans thought it was safe to breathe again, and count Real Madrid's wantaway star, Gareth Bale, as one of their own, US president Donald Trump has put the skids under the deal, saying "it cannot happen". Bale, who played…
Read full storyMan Sees His Own Image In Diaper Full Of Shit
We've seen them all in the past, the images of Jesus in a privet, in a dollop of mashed potatoes, in a bowl of porridge, and in the background of someone's photo, but there was the crowning glory of these sightings this week, when a man saw his own i…
Read full storyTsunami hits Hartlepool, UK
(NOT EDITED) Hartlepool, UK, is a town parked on the North Sea coast which nobody has ever heard of apart from 'Hartlepool-ians'. However, last night the global tabloid press sent their reporters there, with drones, because it was reported a massive…
Read full storyBurma earning praise from human rights activists over humane genocide
The government of Myanmar is earning positive recognition from human rights activists and the United Nations for its humane and cruelty free genocide of the Rohingya people. It’s not just for how they are treating minority groups chosen to be liquida…
Read full storyThe Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Say Their Cheering Definitely Makes The Cowboys Play Better
DALLAS – (Sports Satire) – CBS Sports has stated that it’s no secret that the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders are the best cheerleaders in all of sports. It’s been noted by many sports writers that the “Rah Rah Girls”, as comedian Zydeco Dupree has chr…
Read full storyTampa Bay Buccaneers Quarterback Tom Brady Says He’s Not Happy With Coach Bruce Arians
TAMPA BAY – (Sports Satire) – Future Hall of Famer Tom Brady has never been one to take criticism lightly. Some years ago, he got upset with Patriots Coach Bill Belichick, when the coach told him that he needed to stop cussing at his teammates in…
Read full storyThe GOP Veterans of The Vietnam War Federation Will Be Honoring President Trump For His Service
DETROIT – (Satire News) – A White House insider is reporting that President Trump is thrilled beyond belief that, after almost 50 years, he will finally receive the recognition that he deserves. Many Americans are not aware that Trump actually enl…
Read full storyMan Has Really Let Himself Go
The Coronavirus lockdown, which started in March, is known to be having a significant effect on people's mental health, as we all get rather too irritable, but one man has become so terminally disillusioned with things, that he's really let himself g…
Read full storyBiden-Harris to add dazzle to lackluster campaign
Political experts have suggested Democrats not only need to move “left,” there's an additional problem. The Biden-Harris candidacy seriously lacks the dazzle and noise of Trump's rallies. To some Democrats the Biden ticket is pallid and uninte…
Read full storySocialist Biden: I'll Nationalize Apple, Amazon, Microsoft, Etc.
Wilmington, Delaware. Exclusive to The Spoof. Democratic candidate Joe Biden today admitted he's a socialist, and vowed to nationalize the biggest corporations in America by executive order the first day of his presidency. "If you think Trump went…
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