After conquering the world's of cookery, reality shows, television, music, and politics, irritating twins Jedward have now taken it upon their talentless shoulders to tell you what you can and can't read.
After recommending JK Rowling's latest book as an excellent choice for fires (it is Autumn, but there are far worse books you could pick. Fifty Shades of Grey, anything by Dan Brown, even all of those Mills and Boon books you bought, hoping sometime that your partner might have picked up on the hints in them, but never, not even during Lockdown. Those copies of the Kama Sutra and the Joy of Sex you bought for the same reason) Jedward are now saying:
'You can't read The Very Hungry Caterpillar or The Tiger Who Came to Tea, as they both fat-shame. Or all of Charles Dickens, anything by William Shakespeare, as they always go over our heads.'
Our advice to you, just ignore everything that Jedward says. Eventually, they may take the hint, and just leave.