Isn't it about time you bought a Lava Lamp?

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Saturday, 19 September 2020

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No, I just want a Lava Lamp, today.....

Isn't it about time you bought a Lava Lamp?

I know, it is not a question we are regularly asked, but really. Isn't it time?

With everything that is happening in the world, a little bit of nonsensical shopping is what we need. Something from the 1960s and 1970s to remind us all of a better time. Something that says 'it hasn't always been like this'; when lentils were seen as a fad; the Young Ones was cutting edge comedy, and not a song by Cliff Richard; when Mrs Brown's Boys hadn't even been invented. We all wish for a time before Miranda, before Thatcher, Trump and Johnson.

Isn't it about time you bought a Lava Lamp?

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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