Kaitlyn Jenner in world first procedure

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Saturday, 12 September 2020

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Jenner wants all transgender people to follow her lead

Once the head of the Kardashian family, the former Bruce Jenner, Kaitlyn Jenner, expressed her boredom with life as a woman. So, in order to shake her life into something more substantial, Kaitlyn has announced she will transition to a four-legged animal, possibly a panther. She will, thus, become the first human to do so on the planet.

Kaitlyn hopes, by undergoing this unusual procedure, that many other transgender types can see a light in the dark, and consider the positive aspects of becoming a dog or cat, or even an elephant.

Jenner said she will start the procedure in the next few weeks by eating cans of Tom Cat and using kitty litter.

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