Couple Tracy Brassingthwaite and Martin Woods have been in lockdown since March, and are now both completely sick of the three jazz fusion albums he plays.
'At first, I thought it would be fine,' said Martin, 'but I have really been missing music with a tune and a steady four-to-the-bar beat. I used to be amazed by drummers who could effortlessly switch between 5/8 and 9/16, but I am so over it now. I can't stand bass solos now either.'
Tracy agreed. 'I like Jazz as much as the next person. Play me some Michael Buble and I am as happy as anything, but all of this noise makes my head bleed, and not in a good way, like Heavy Metal does.'
'What shall we do now?' asked Martin. 'HMV is not open until Monday. Where can I hear new music?'