KLANVILLE, Alabama – (Satire News) - Reuters is reporting that President Trump has just learned that the GOP campaign office in Klanville may have to close.
The office manager, Titus "Cornbread" Bofeedus, texted the president and told him he needed a stimulus package to keep from having to close the operation down permanently.
Trump reportedly asked him how much money he needed.
Bofeedus answered, “Oh, I put da pencil ta da paper, Prez Trump, and I reckon dat I be needin’ at least $2.7 million.”
POTUS told him that he would have his assistant Mike Pence personally deliver the check for $2.7 million.
When President Trump was told by ABC News that the Klanville office only has one employee, he said that the man is a devoted Trumpian, and he will be rewarded, and that’s that.