Man talking about the weather, again

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Saturday, 12 September 2020

image for Man talking about the weather, again is a bit nippy, isn't it?

A man in Chutney on the Fritz has been discussing the weather again, but only with the same five people.

Local gadabout Wayne Smith, a 47-year-old former schoolboy who still owns his own teeth and hair, said 'Brrr, it is a bit nippy, isn't it?' to his postman, whilst to his neighbour, Geoff, he said: 'Well, autumn is on its way. Best get the big coat out.'

Geoff takes up the uneventful story: 'Yes, I saw Wayne over the fence, and he mentioned the weather, as he always does. I mean, he is a good bloke, but he is single for a reason.'

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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