Can Lego solve all of your problems?

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Saturday, 12 September 2020

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Lego, just right for my punishments

Can Lego solve all of your problems?

Of course, it can't, but neither will a shelf full of self-help books, or talking to your neighbours, winning the lottery, or speaking to Geoff from five doors down about the best way to insulate your loft, but Lego is more fun.

Babies know it. Five-year-olds know it, and we, as adults, know it. There is no more beautiful sound than the click of lego pieces going together. Building something to someone else's design, and thinking you have built a dinosaur, a space station or a world-leading metropolitan car park.

So, in a time of social isolation, indulge your inner, or even outer geek, save your Lego bricks from the loft, and get building something. Your wife and children won't thank you, but your inner child will.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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