After 200,000 Dead, Trump Is Giving Medical Advice
Would you accept medical advice from a person who caused the deaths of 200,000 human beings? Of course not. It would be like taking advice from the Grim Reaper. Meanwhile, the Grim Reaper of the White House is trying to take away medical care cove…
Read full storyA F*cking Miracle: Biden “Speaking In Noses” To Nation
BILLINGSGATE POST: Although speaking in tongues did not make a wide appearance in the Catholic Church until 1967, speaking in noses became much more common during the Obama Administration. In 2012, Vice President Biden received the gift during a pra…
Read full storyJoe Biden's Expertise
About 12 people watched the most recent presidential debate last week, and we are still sore from it. Many, many minutes that we will never get back and brain trauma induced from the carnage. Right now, President Trump has explained that he does h…
Read full storyDoctors Recommend Prescribing: Fawked Up
Fawked Up Are you a human? Are you stressed? Are you ambidexorous sort of? If you answered yes to some or all of these questions, then this message is for you. Don't you think it's time you asked your doctor about getting you Fawked Up? Fawk…
Read full storyChinese Communist Party’s New Chinglish Bible
According to China’s state-run Xinhua News Agency, the Politburo Standing Committee recently convened a meeting of scholars and “religious people” to begin the work of “making accurate and authoritative interpretations of classical doctrines to keep…
Read full storyTiddlywinks are no longer a laughing matter
Stan Bridgewater is now fully in training for the Olympics, now that Tiddlywinks has been reinstated. As we reported way back in 2011, Tony Blair, the former British Prime Minister, was in training for the 2012 games, Bridgewater decided that it w…
Read full storyOctober 7 Is Looming Large
Amidst all the high excitement and controversy being generated by the run-up to the US presidential election, and the 'snagging' of Donald Trump by the deadly Coronavirus, other news seems to have gone unnoticed, and in this category is the inescapab…
Read full storyNietzscheian Superman Apprehended!
John McAfee has been arrested! Deep in an undisclosed location that is as beautiful as it is deadly, Seal Team Six jumped from a helicopter into a dense tropical forest, their dissent as quiet as a spider plunging from a trees’ canopy. Target a…
Read full storyChild's Bag Was Open
A teacher working at a school has told of an incident in which a child at the school where he works was spotted in the establishment's playground with a backpack that was unzipped. The incident occurred at a local school where teacher Moys Kenwood…
Read full storyWag Tweeting again
Following Boris Johnson's quote from M People, of looking for the hero inside yourself, popular Twitter user and all-around satirical bloke Simon Williams asked: 'So, Mr Johnson, that is all very well, but what have you done today to make yourself pr…
Read full storyPresident Trump Claims He Was Misunderstood
President Trump has been spending some time thinking during his period of rest and recuperation after testing positive for the Coronavirus, and he considers that, overall, his message has been misunderstood by the American people. When Trump came…
Read full storyGlobal satire hits new low because a 'One Horse Race' is so damn boring!
(NOT EDITED) Satirical TV, magazines, websites, and comedians are grovelling after being led constantly up the garden path by a person who the world is totally sick to death of, but sadly, he keeps coming back to haunt the planet. You all know who he…
Read full storyKim Kardashian Says That As Soon As Husband Kanye West Is Free of the Coronapalooza Virus She is Kicking His Ass Out
CALABASAS, California – (Satire News) – The star of the hit reality show “Keeping Up With The Kardashians” told CNN’s Don Lemon that she has had it with the space alien-like shenanigans of her husband, Kanye West. Kim said that she is sad to say t…
Read full storyMany of the Nation’s Atheists Say That President Trump is One of Them
DRY PEE, Arizona – (Satire News) – Members of the Arizona Alliance of Atheists recently held their meeting in Dry Pee, Arizona. Senator Lindsey Graham was the featured speaker. He told the audience that, even though he is not an atheist, he knows…
Read full storyMelania Trump Is Furious After Seeing The Photo of Her Husband Kissing Hope Hicks on the Lips
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – A highly respected White House insider has informed Rachel Maddow of MSNBC, that First Lady Melania Trump hit the roof when she was shown the photo of her husband kissing Hope Hicks on the mouth. She reportedly c…
Read full storyMegan Thee Stallion Rocks Her Huge Booty on Saturday Night Live
NEW YORK CITY – (Celebrity Satire) – "Saturday Night Live" returned with a big bang with Chris Rock as the host. Chris was fresh off of a comedic tour of Scandinavia. He said that he had no idea how much the Norwegians loved ghetto comedy, rap mus…
Read full storyThe President Leaves Walter Reed Hospital Against Doctor’s Orders Showing He Doesn’t Give a Damn About Anybody But Himself
BETHESDA, Maryland - (Satire News) – President Trump once said that he knows more about war than the generals do. Well, now he has said that he knows more about the Coronavirus than the doctors do. POTUS told Fox News, that he feels like he did…
Read full storyThe U.S. Supreme Court flies the cuckoo's nest
Sesame Street— Justice Clarence Thomas appeared to urge the court on Monday to reconsider the ruling of anti-slavery, which he said had invented a right with no basis in the text of the Constitution. Thomas said it had cast, “people of good will a…
Read full storyDonald Trump On A Stampede To Kill Every One Left At The White House
Dripping with coronavirus, Trump headed back to the White House after an overnight stay at Walter Reed Medical Center. Without wearing a mask, he planned to breathe on everyone who believed he was dead and gone. They'll be dropping like flies. Fr…
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