Are you a human? Are you stressed? Are you ambidexorous sort of? If you answered yes to some or all of these questions, then this message is for you.
Don't you think it's time you asked your doctor about getting you Fawked Up?
Fawked Up is one-a-day medication that goes right to your brain and says, "Hey! I don't give a Fawk! I take one." When the kids are crying, at the store you're buying, and all day you're sighing. You need to find Fawked Up.
This revolutionary miracle drug has been somewhat proven most likely by someone. Trust us. Who reads anyway? 68% of the time facts and numbers can be made up on the spot.
In the morning, in the evening, you need a Fawk.
Side effects include (but not limited to):
Diarrhea, vomiting, uncontrollable sharts, hemorrhages, nausea, dry mouth, wet mouth, road rage, glaucoma, rheumatoid arthritis, plagiarism, one with the force, paranoia, bibliophobia, hirples, garlic breath, blue tongue, fits of confusion, aspirations to start your own Youtube channel, may walk or talk like a pirate.