Joe Biden's Expertise

Funny story written by Butch

Tuesday, 6 October 2020

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About 12 people watched the most recent presidential debate last week, and we are still sore from it. Many, many minutes that we will never get back and brain trauma induced from the carnage.

Right now, President Trump has explained that he does have the Coronavirus, and needs to quarantine for the allotted time.

Former Vice President Joe Biden has been noted to give President Trump some grief - "now he knows first hand," he wrote on his MySpace page. Mr. Biden also noted that, as a prospective president of the United States of America, he would always consider the scientists to guide his decision-making each day.

That is just what our country needs right now. Someone that knows that it is time to do the right thing.

Biden explained that if he needed to go pee-pee, then he would consult with his expert team of scientists to see if he physically could or ethically should go on his own.

And, if the White House were low on toilet paper, should they buy more because that might be bad for the planet. He went further to say, "Heck, I was raised in a cloth diaper. Who's to say I can't wipe my own ass with cloth toilet-paper too?"

His wife shrugged her shoulders.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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