After 200,000 Dead, Trump Is Giving Medical Advice

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Tuesday, 6 October 2020

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"We are now gathered to spread the coronavirus."

Would you accept medical advice from a person who caused the deaths of 200,000 human beings? Of course not. It would be like taking advice from the Grim Reaper.

Meanwhile, the Grim Reaper of the White House is trying to take away medical care coverage by axing Obama Care. How Halloweenish!

Trump singlehandedly contaminated the White House before going to the hospital. Now he’s back, huffing and puffing up the steps, removing his mask, standing on the Truman Balcony, again posing like Benito Mussolini, trying to suck in air, turning redder, then swinging around, stepping into the White House, to finish the job.

What job? Finishing off the rest of the White House staff. Trump is contagious.

Great job, leader of the free world. Give him the Nobel Killer Prize.

Be Best wasn’t anywhere around to welcome Trump home. Rumor has it she traveled using the White House underground tunnel to the Potomac and is ensconced on a yacht, ten miles out in the Atlantic.

So now Trump is giving unsolicited advice. The guy just can’t shut up. His latest belongs on milk cartons containing Lysol: “Don’t let coronavirus dominate your life.” Real thumbs up message.

Genius, tell that to the 200,000 already dead.

Donald Trump’s medical fix, provided free of charge by the doctors at Walter Reed Medical Center, should wear off in seven days.

Stand by for the crash.

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