DRY PEE, Arizona – (Satire News) – Members of the Arizona Alliance of Atheists recently held their meeting in Dry Pee, Arizona.
Senator Lindsey Graham was the featured speaker. He told the audience that, even though he is not an atheist, he knows lots of Trump supporters who are.
He was asked if he felt that President Trump was an atheist. Graham quickly replied that he wasn't, adding that he has heard him say “God Bless You” after someone sneezes, on many occasions.
One of the audience members stood up and said that he had heard Eric Trump speaking on one of the Fox News shows, and he said that his daddy is, in fact, a practicing atheist.
Graham told the audience member that little Eric is missing several tools from his tool box; so he would take that with a grain of diet salt.
A reporter with TMZ interviewed many of the atheists present at the meeting, and he remarked that 79.2% said that Trump has all of the earmarks of an atheist.
Meanwhile, Trump’s own wife Melania, recently told The View's Whoopi Goldberg, that her husband is in fact an atheist, but like with so many other things, he just lies and denies it.