Ruth's Revenge Plagues Trump
Washington, DC - As Donald Trump celebrated his new Supreme Court nominee in defiance of the dying wishes of Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, he had no idea the fate that awaited him. But supporters of Justice Ginsburg knew exactly what could happen.
Read full storyAir Force One Has Covid-19
Like Typhoid Annie, Air Force One has become a spreader of Covid-19. Step inside the 747, and you are bound to catch it. The plane is an enclosed environment with air conditioning circulating the virus. Masks, on Air Force One, are frowned upon, so s…
Read full storyDonald Trump diagnosed with Schadenfreude’s Disease (and Coronavirus)
A White House spokesman disclosed that President Trump is suffering from Schadenfreude’s Disease. And the Coronavirus. The 74-year-old US president has tweeted to his followers that he feels fine, and is sure he will get through it. Schadenfreu…
Read full storyWhite House Rose Garden to be Renamed “Rona Garden” After Trump SCOTUS Event
Washington - After Donald Trump and the GOP sponsored and attended another White House event during the pandemic, with no social distancing and few masks worn by participants, it became apparent, after several attendees including the President contra…
Read full storyWhatever happened to Eric Pickles?
There was consternation today on a little-listened-to radio station, when DJ Mickey Taker asked the simple question: "Whatever happened to Eric Pickles?" The little-remembered Tory politician seems to have been out of the picture recently, replace…
Read full storyCouple shopping in Sainsbury's, now that Laurence Fox isn't
Couple Paul and Antonia Clarke are now going to start shopping in Sainsbury's, as actor, musician, and potential politician Laurence Fox no longer will be. Known for playing second fiddle to Kevin 'Neville from Auf Wiedersehn Pet' Whately, a costl…
Read full storySales Of Weapons And Ammunition Go Through The Roof After President Trump Rumored To Be 'Out Of Danger'
Gun shops across the country have reported a huge surge in the purchase of weapons and ammunition after it was announced on national TV earlier, that President Donald Trump, cruelly struck down with the Coronavirus earlier in the week, is 'out of dan…
Read full storyLondon Marathon Won By Man With Huge Hard-on
There was a huge controversy at the very end of the 2020 London Marathon this morning, when the winner revealed that he had crossed the finishing line with a stonking erection poking out of his running shorts. The Virtual London Marathon, I mean.
Read full story'Pussy The Octopus' has more brain cells than BOJO!
(NOT EDITED) Although he changes his colors and opinions more times in a day than a chameleon, the UK PM still cannot compete with an Australian octopus nicknamed, Pussy! Tests carried out by a diver swimming among sharks, jelly fish, and other pr…
Read full storyFormer New Jersey Governor Chris Christie is Putting All the Blame for His Contracting the Coronavirus on President Trump
NEWARK, New Jersey – (Satire News) – Reports are that former New Jersey governor Chris Christie is madder than a spider whose web-making gland isn’t working. Christie, who spoke with the Vox Populi News Agency, admitted that, yes, he is extremely…
Read full storyScott Baio is Making A Documentary on President Trump Titled The Man Who Really Should Be King
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – The Tinsel Town Times Tribune is reporting that Scott Baio, one of Trump’s biggest little ass-kissers, is making a documentary on the 45th president. Baio was interviewed by LaTuna LaTundra at his Hollywood Hills home,…
Read full storyPresident Trump is Negotiating to Buy Fox News
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – GOPicky Magazine is reporting that President Trump, who has contracted the Coronavirus due to stubbornly refusing to wear a mask, is still wheeling and dealing, but now from his hospital bed. His doctors report t…
Read full storyNew England Patriots Quarterback Cam Newton Stricken With Painful Jaw Cramps
GILLETTE, Massachusetts – (Sports Satire) – Reports filtering out of the Patriots camp say that Cam Newton will be placed on the injured reserve list. The flamboyant quarterback is reportedly suffering from what is described as a form of the Carib…
Read full storySecret Recording Shows That Melania Trump Hates Christmas, Evangelicals, and Asparagus
CHICAGO – (Satire News) – The Chicago Daily Wind has received an envelope which contained a secret recording, that was made of First Lady Melania Trump uttering some sailor-like vulgarities. The tape, which was provided by Wikileaks, had Melania r…
Read full storyPresident Trump is Now Being Given The Experimental Drug Hydrixafibalosis
BETHESDA, Maryland – (Satire News) – President Trump's personal physician, Dr. Yang Fu Fi, has just informed the news media that the President has been given a brand new experimental drug that was recently developed high in the Andes mountains of Bol…
Read full storyPresident Trump To Take Part In Second Presidential Debate From His Sick Bed
After the high drama and the low intellect of the first presidential debate between Donald Trump and his rival, Joe Biden, and the President's subsequent Coronavirus diagnosis, it's been decided that, for the second debate, Trump will take part from…
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