After the high drama and the low intellect of the first presidential debate between Donald Trump and his rival, Joe Biden, and the President's subsequent Coronavirus diagnosis, it's been decided that, for the second debate, Trump will take part from his bedroom.
The first debate, on 29 September, was, according to many in political circles, "a low point in US political history", with its distinctive feel of a schoolyard spat between two little boys, one of whom was a retarded bully.
The second debate, scheduled for 15 October, will see TV cameras installed inside Trump's bedroom, quite possibly with the latter splendidly clad in his Presidential Pajamas.
Also present, is expected to be the President's teddy bear, Little Donny.
Big Donny and Little Donny have been together since Trump's childhood, and it's a widely-held belief that the two discuss major US policy issues together, tell stories to each other, and that Little Donny acts in an advisory capacity to the President.
The 'sick bed debate' will be an excellent opportunity for voters to experience the real Donald Trump, and to see his human side, rather than his workaday argumentative, antagonistic, lying, deceitful, misogynistic, racist, hateful, moronic side that his supporters have come to love.