Covid's Real Cost: Unlearned Sit/Set, Lay/Lie
Donald J. Trump Elementary School, Covina, CA. Education reporter Andy Cooperson for Spoof News. Here at Trump Elementary, and at K-6 schools across the country, the real cost of the Covid-19 virus won't be seen for at least a year. Then, as third-gr…
Read full storyHow Donald Trump Will Win The 2020 Election
Donald Trump will win the 2020 election. Get the smelling salts out and take a deep breath. He will win the 2020 election using the same playbook as pal Vladimir Putin. And he’s already started. Vladimir Putin poisoned his last opponent, who ended…
Read full storyCutting edge singer claims Daniel O'Donnell as a key influence
Singer-songwriter and key Instagram influencer Grady Tattoo has claimed, to the surprise of everyone on the little-read music blog 'Whoops, there goes the neighbourhood!', that Irish crooner Daniel O'Donnell was a key influence on his singing style.
Read full storyHow is your Pumpkin?
How is your pumpkin? How is it as it faces the last few precious days of life with an unmarked face and all of its flesh? October is always a tough time for the humble pumpkin. It is bad enough for the pumpkin that is used and provides some ghouli…
Read full storyDo you wear a cravat?
Dapper men throughout the country are being reminded that November, is, as it has always been, the Cravat month of the year. Adrian Rathbone, from new publication Cravat Wearer's Monthly, told us: 'It is not a well-known fact, but November is actu…
Read full storyMan Doesn't Know Where Washington, D.C. Is
A man who is almost totally ignorant of 'anything American' has revealed that, although he regularly reads things about Washington, D.C. on the internet, he was oblivious to where the city was situated, and could not have pointed it out on a map.
Read full storyMan Farted Loudly In Lift
In a situation very similar to ones in which many readers will, no doubt, have found themselves, a man in an elevator shattered the perfect silence being observed by its passengers by releasing an extra-loud fart. The pump was so loud, that the li…
Read full storyHillary Clinton to shake booty for Biden (and cabinet position) at final rallies up to November 3
It is no rumor that Ms. Clinton has stated (smiling) she is looking forward to a cabinet position in Joe Biden's presidency. Moreover, Mr. Biden's rallies have left a somewhat pallid impression as having relatively few supporters and a certain dra…
Read full storyBiden Seen Leaving Tomb: Claims To Have Suburban Mummy Vote
BILLINGSGATE POST: Pollsters who predicted Sleepy Joe Biden would get the suburban mummy vote were vindicated by reports that heavily-bandaged mummies were seen standing in line to cast their vote for the man who looks like he has spent the past 3,00…
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After listening to Classic Gold on Radio Arse and Elbow, a man about town, Raymond Ving, has hit a brick wall. 'Life by Desreee came on the radio, and suddenly my life doesn't make sense any more.' In order to help Raymond with his quandary, ca…
Read full storyGermany forbids people calling autumn leaves 'yellow' because Asian people might be offended!
(NOT EDITED) The utilisation of colors describing 'things' has become so sensitive that even natural occurrences are g suffering. In Germany they are busy rewriting the dictionary deleting many things, which are described by their colors, and it is p…
Read full story"Sanctimonious deference" carps the Prime Minister. Penalties to be imposed on Britons who do not contract Covid 19
In his latest U-turn, Boris Johnson has heralded herd immunity as the golden path to obliterating the coronavirus. "I will no longer tolerate this sanctimonious deference and Pecksniffian capitulation with regard to Covid 19. I will not allow a fe…
Read full storyPresident Trump is Going to Borrow $50 Million From the U.S. Department of The Treasury to Boost His Re-Election Chances
YELLOW ICE, North Dakota – (Satire News) – President Trump is continuing to reject Dr. Fauci’s suggestion, and is still holding his campaign hate rallies with only about 7 people wearing masks. Trump has told his crowd that, since he has already…
Read full storyMillions of Ice Cube’s Fans Tell Him To Just Shut Up and Sing
CHICAGO – (Satire News) – One thing that just about everyone is truly tired of, is these privileged celebrities who go around kissing the asses of politicians. Case in point, as reported by Hollywood Hors D’oeuvres, Ice Cube, the rapper, is losing…
Read full storyThe Dallas Cowboys Are Getting Worse, and Worse, and Worse
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Sports Satire) – Well the infamous “Play From Behind” Dallas Cowboys have stuck to their new playbook game plan of digging themselves in a hole early in the game and then having to play “Catch-Up.” Sports Territory Magazine is…
Read full storyThe University of Texas Longhorn Band Says That Their Football Fight Song is Racist
AUSTIN – (Satire News) – The university’s assistant band director Chris Del Monte-Corn, said that the football fight song “The Eyes of Texas” is as racist as David Duke, Ann Coulter, and Donald Trump. Del Monte-Corn spoke with a reporter with The…
Read full storyNorth Korean President Kim Jong-un, Taking a Cue From Russian President Putin, Has Just Endorsed President Trump
PYONGYANG, North Korea – (World Satire) – Kim Jong-un, the leader of North Korea, and alleged secret boyfriend, of Donald J. Trump, proudly announced to the people of North Korea that Trumpy is his man. He quickly added that he did not mean his ma…
Read full storyDonald Trump Is Not A Sissy
It isn’t fair to call Donald Trump a sissy just because he claimed bone spurs or because he spends more time on hair and makeup than reading his President's Daily Brief or PDB, but some people are saying so. Walking out of the Leslie Stahl inter…
Read full storyDecision 2020: America faces tough choice between plate, bowl
We're serving dinner, America. What'll it be: a plate or a bowl? On one shelf, the plate. Flat, like the earth, some say. But who really knows? Good for when the chef drizzles sauce on your food in an arty way, with swirls and puddles. Remember re…
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