Trump Claims He Owns Copy Of Bible ‘Signed By The Author’
President Donald Trump is said to have claimed he has an “original copy of the Bible signed by the author.” The President reportedly told a small group of religious advisors and a visiting White House tour group that he obtained the “first edition f…
Read full storyHow Trump Will Still Be Re-Elected
Republican HQ, Washington, D. C. Special to The Spoof. A tweet by President Donald Trump, shortly after 5 p m today, revealed his latest move to overturn the apparent Biden victory and give himself another four years in the White House. "We will d…
Read full storyInvisible virus hits Washington DC as all padded cells in local Loony Bin are filled with HIM and his entourage!
(NOT EDITED) As the world fights against a tsunami of Covid 19 cases, a mysterious virus has hit a certain part of Washington DC. This virus is invisible, attacks the brain, and tends to hit infamous loonies with impunity! The complete Trump famil…
Read full storyTrump Says: Throw Out Votes, Let the Supreme Court Decide Election
After losing the election, Donald Trump has announced he wants to eliminate all the votes cast and have the election decided instead by the Supreme Court. This is once again an example of Trump’s creative thinking, right up there with drinking C…
Read full storyUS Presidential Election Result To Be In By Christmas
As the counting of votes continues in the 2020 US presidential election, and the reputation of the process slides further and further into the mud, there was good news this afternoon, when it was announced that ALL results will definitely be in and c…
Read full storyIt used to be Friday I was in love
Cure Fan Robert Smith (no, not one) has said that because of Lockdown he can no longer tell the days apart, so instead of only being in Love on Friday as the Cure were, he is in love every day. 'Yes, before Lockdown, I could tell when it was Frida…
Read full storyGuy Who Said Philadelphia Was a Horrible Place Can't Believe That He's Not Winning the Vote There
Philadelphia, PA - President Donald Trump complained loudly, on Friday, that the voting in the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania and its two largest cities was going against him, and that there simply had to be fraud involved.. Trump has repeatedly bel…
Read full storyDonald, it's time for your nap
Rambunctious young scamp, serial fantasist and current President of the United States of America, Donald Trump has been told by his minders that it is time for his nap. Security expert Bound Tightly said: 'Donald is always like this when he needs…
Read full storyDonald Trump leaving frozen prawns in the white house
Having taken his ball away, and no longer wanting to play with the big boys, Donald Trump has said that he is planning to leave fish, frozen prawns, and anything he can think of in the White House. Starting yesterday, Trump was seen peeling prawns…
Read full storyMan Knew He Had A Big Shit Brewing, So Waited Until He Got To Work
The rumbling of one's back passage, culminating in a succession of loud, stinking farts, are often the sign that a large bowel movement is on its way, and when one man experienced the above, this morning, he decided to wait until he got to work to 'o…
Read full storyAmerican media broken by apparent Biden victory
Massive layoffs are expected at CNN, MSNBC, Saturday Night Live and across the alphabet networks, as the realization sets in that without the manufactured scandals surrounding the four years of Donald Trump, the 24-hour propaganda platforms will have…
Read full storyRepublicans desperately search for scientists to back "Alternate Counting Theory"
Republicans have very recently started discussing a new scientific theory that they feel would more accurately reflect the views of their constituents. During a meeting to discuss the ramifications of election results, a contingent of Republican Sen…
Read full storyWashington orchestra plays dirge to Trump on world’s smallest violins
As the Donald ranted and raved about fraud, and demanded that votes against him be discounted and votes for him should be doubled or even tripled, and a baffled American media attempted to rationalize his comments, the Washington DC orchestra hastily…
Read full storyTaylor Swift Is Thrilled That Joe Biden Kicked President Donald Trump’s Fat Butt
BEVERLY HILLS – (Satire News) – iRumors says that there is perhaps no one in the USA happier that the President lost the election than Taylor Swift. iRumors then added, "except maybe for Robert Di Niro, Kathy Griffin, LeBron James, Jimmy Kimmel, G…
Read full storyJustin Bieber Says He’s Seen The Light as He Announces He Will Be Recording a Gospel Album
MEMPHIS – (Satire News) – Justin Bieber recently admitted to Cowbell Notes Music Magazine that he has had more ups and downs in his short life than a pogo stick. The Canadian-born singer, who has had his problems with alcohol, cocaine, marijuana,…
Read full storyLas Vegas Says The Undefeated Pittsburgh Steelers Should Defeat The Injury-Riddled Dallas Cowboys 56-13
LAS VEGAS – (Sports Satire) - Sin City sports bookies all agree that the Cowboys, who are 2-5, have about as much of a chance of defeating the 7-0 Pittsburgh Steelers as a duck has of winning the Kentucky Derby. Cowboys owner Jerry Jones was asked…
Read full storyA Little 7-Year-Old Girl In Peru Has a Collection of over 9,000 Tom Brady Football Trading Cards
LLAMAVILLE, Peru – (Sports Satire) – Little Fabiola Pampana is only seven years old, but she has what is believed to be the largest collection of Tom Brady football trading cards in the world, numbering over 9,000. Dottie Bazooka, with Sports Ball…
Read full storyKanye West The Hip-Hop Artist Who Ran For President, Finally Concedes The Presidential Election
CHICAGO – (Satire News) – After waiting 48 hours, the music entertainer known by millions as West the Pest, has just announced in a Walmart parking lot, in Chicago, that he is conceding defeat in the presidential election. West, aka Mr. Kim Kardas…
Read full storyTrump Jr Calls for "Total War" Over Rigged Election
Trump Election HQ, Washington, DC - A SOURful Woof Blister reporting for Spoof On Unverified Rumors. Donald Trump Jr, echoing his father's fear that the presidential election had been rigged, tweeted, late today, that his father should "go to total…
Read full storyMan Is Uninterested In Presidential Election Result
A man who has no interest in, or understanding of, politics has revealed how uninterested he is in the outcome of the 2020 US presidential election being so closely contended by President Trump and his bitter rival, Sir Jose Biden. Moys Kenwood, 5…
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