Rambunctious young scamp, serial fantasist and current President of the United States of America, Donald Trump has been told by his minders that it is time for his nap.
Security expert Bound Tightly said: 'Donald is always like this when he needs his nap. He runs around, shouts and screams at people, calls press conferences, spouts all types of lies and rumours. I mean, I know that it is an exciting time for him, and the son of a multi-billionaire is used to getting his own way, but seriously, he needs to chillax.'
When asked later, Trump said: 'I ain't having no nap,' before sucking his thumb, and asking staff for his security blanket.