Donald Trump leaving frozen prawns in the white house

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Friday, 6 November 2020

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It is a far better plan than any one of you losers thought of

Having taken his ball away, and no longer wanting to play with the big boys, Donald Trump has said that he is planning to leave fish, frozen prawns, and anything he can think of in the White House.

Starting yesterday, Trump was seen peeling prawns, and leaving some in the curtain rails, some in the photo-copier, and some under the carpets.

'I have the best plans, the most beautiful plans,' said Mr Trump 'Anyone else coming in here will be met with such a foul smell. I am a genius, next to Kanye West, I am the world's biggest genius, and what makes it so much better, is no-one will ever suspect that it was me.'

Donald Trump has told everyone his plans. Also, whatever happens with the result of the election, Trump still has to live in the White House until January.

A professional white house cleaner said: 'We always expected that our very stable genius would do something like this, but we thought he would at least leave it until the middle of January.'

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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