Invisible virus hits Washington DC as all padded cells in local Loony Bin are filled with HIM and his entourage!

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Friday, 6 November 2020

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Only over his 'dead body' will he be dragged out of his rightful residence claims DT from his padded cell!

(NOT EDITED) As the world fights against a tsunami of Covid 19 cases, a mysterious virus has hit a certain part of Washington DC. This virus is invisible, attacks the brain, and tends to hit infamous loonies with impunity!

The complete Trump family have been put into quarantine in a local loony bin because it seems as though nobody else has caught it until now, apart from his entourage. The present president, who has obvious symptoms of this brain-damaging virus, has been officially 'shut-down'! Although many observers believe it would be better to 'lock him down with a straight jacket'.

A white van appeared at the gates of The White House, and it seems not only the president himself was carted away ranting and raving like a lunatic! His missus, went quietly, locked-down in a straightjacket too. Trump's sons were also forcibly dragged away screaming, "Hallelujah, God will strike anybody down who dares enter our sacred house!"

The president's private priestess, a total fucking loony, was seen hammering her head against one of the pillars supporting Trump's ex-terrace yelling, "Trump is a reincarnated Nero and will burn the city to ashes if he is removed from his rightful residence!" She also was dragged into a white van wearing a straight jacket!

Loony Bin doctors are complaining that all of their padded cells are now filled with loonies infected by a very strange virus. All other in-patients have been transferred to 'Tent City' because local hospices are full of Covid 19 patients tipping over like flies in a Chicago winter.

Trump's entire family, plus his entire entourage, who still believe in the 'Nutter', are now locked down in padded cells. The White House is empty until someone learns to count.

Trump's latest twitter was this message:

"The fucking White House dog was infected by Obama spies sponsored by those Chinese rats! I stroked his ears, and he is to blame for my utter, utter madness, but I'll be back! The only way I'm leaving my rightful residence is in a coffin!"

Local funeral directors have put in offers to bring the mega-loony to his final resting place, and it certainly won't be the White House, even if he still believes it!

More as we count it!

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