Department Of Justice Drops Lying Mike Flynn's Case
Donald J. Trump’s Department of Justice, under the supervision of Trump crony, Attorney General William Barr, has dropped charges against self-confessed perjurer, Michael T. Flynn, known as the originator of the, Lock her up, chant “He was framed...
Read full storyExpert Denounces US and UK Leaders as Coronavirus Crisis Continues
The USA and the UK are leading the world in terms of an unwanted statistic: the number of coronavirus deaths. And in the wake of this, the leaders of both great nations have come under the searching scrutiny of a leading expert, who has exposed th...
Read full storyLong Dead Spoof Editor Returns Sparking Debate: Was He Ever Really Born?
"Mark Lowton has nine lives times two," said Monkey Woods, the Spoofs blind editing prodigy, "Many's the time we have pronounced him dead and or missing, only to find out he wasn't at all, we'd simply covered him up with the laundry." "I don't bel...
Read full storyMan Considering Going To Live In Greece
A man who is no stranger to living in 'foreign parts' is mulling over his future this evening, after reading about just how easy it would be to relocate to the European paradise of Greece. Once the world centre of art, culture, and philosophical t...
Read full storyLiverpool FC Remaining Premier League Fixtures May Be Played On FIFA19
The difficult decision about how the Premier League season should come to its conclusion was thrown into further disarray this afternoon, when it was claimed PL executives were giving serious consideration to a suggestion that the critical remaining...
Read full storyCDC Partners with Bayer AG to Disinfect the Woods
Cognizant that months of sheltering in place will have made people especially vulnerable to bacterial hazards, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has partnered with Bayer AG, which acquired what used to be Monsanto in June of 2018, to dis...
Read full storyUno Stacko Box Is Slowly Disintegrating
A game used by an English teacher in Thailand to dupe his students into thinking they were enjoying their 'learning experience', has come under fire after its thin card packaging started to collapse. Uno Stacko, a Jenga-style game with the added e...
Read full storyFA Cup fever continues despite pandemic
After a month of delay due to the coronavirus, the quarter finals of the FA Cup have been rescheduled. Teams were asked to carry out thorough coronavirus testing, and, if they pass, then the next round can be held in empty stadiums. Leicester were...
Read full storyIn An Effort To Try and Get Some Black Votes Trump Announces He Will Be Renaming the Black Hills
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Reports filtering out of the White House are saying that the president is very concerned about his extreme lack of popularity with the African-American voters. The Daily Wind just released a poll stating that, among all eligible...
Read full storyFormer Great Boxing Champ Sugar Ray Leonard Says He Is Planning on Making a Comeback
WILMINGTON, North Carolina – One of the greatest boxers of all-time, Sugar Ray Leonard, has informed the sports media that he will be coming out of retirement. The 63-year-old Sugar Ray, got his nickname from his grandmother, Condosheena Beulah Le...
Read full storyPresident Trump Agrees to Lend California $348 Million
SACRAMENTO – The state of California informed the president that it desperately needs a bailout loan. Governor Gavin Newsom stated that they need to continue to pay unemployment benefits, as well as to make the state's huge earthquake insurance pa...
Read full storyHow Did Cam Newton Go From Being a Great Quarterback with the Carolina Panthers to Being Teamless?
CHICAGO – There was a time, not too long ago, when many sportwriters and fans looked at Cam Newton as a type of superhero. The Carolina Panther walked like a panther and looked like a peacock. Newton was flashy and flamboyant, and he could ac...
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