Triump Advocates Middle Ages Bloodletting
Saturday night, Trump retweeted a Twitter user who claimed that hydroxychloroquine “Is Most Effective EARLY” for treating Covid-19." Trump added a comment to his retweet saying, “Many physicians agree with you. Also, some very good studies!” So th...
Read full storyTwitter Fact Check Confirms: Nancy Poozleosi Was Bulgarian Shot Put Champion
BILLINGSGATE POST: In the Looking Glass War, either your reflection was distorted, or worse, you were distorted, and a mirror was redundant. The same with the information disseminated by various propaganda sources. Who would have guessed that CNN...
Read full storySpaceX Rocket To Wear A Mask
Cape Canaveral: Not that Elon Musk is trying to make a point with Donald Trump, (Who can?), but the Space X rocket launch was postponed, not because of raindrops, but because the rocket is being fixed with a face mask. Thinking people started ask...
Read full storyTrump to shut down TheSpoof website
Obscure satire website TheSpoof has caught the attention of the US President, after somebody forwarded him a tweet about a number of stories featured on the usually barely-visible site which hides in the dustiest corners of the internet. Most of t...
Read full story100,000 Dead And Where Is Trump?
100,000 dead from the coronavirus, and where is Donald Trump? Silent. The virus was supposed to go away by the end of March, described with a hand wave. It didn’t happen. So, where is Trump? Trump is busy slandering a critic and accusing him of m...
Read full storyDonald Trump Diagnosed with ADTD, or Attention Deficit Tweet Disorder
Washington, DC—President Donald Trump was admitted to Walter Reed Hospital on Wednesday, and has been diagnosed with ADTD, or Attention Deficit Tweet Disorder, the symptoms of which include an orange, puffy face, a predilection to sit on the toilet a...
Read full storyJamal Khashoggi Died From Coronavirus - Saudi Arabia
After more than 18 months of maintaining that they had nothing to do with the death of The Washington Post journalist, Jamal Khashoggi, the government of Saudi Arabia are claiming that he was the first known victim of the Coronavirus, COVID-19. Mr...
Read full storyKim Kardashian Reveals Details About Her Private White House Visit with President Trump
HOLLYWOOD – Kim Kardashian recently told iRumors reporter Vodka Vermicelli, that she can no longer keep a secret regarding the man who lives at 1900 Pennsylvania Avenue. Kardashian had gone to the White House to see about getting Kanye (West) a si...
Read full storyPresident Trump Is Extremely Depressed After Learning That Taking Hydroxychloroquine Could Cause His Tongue To Fall Out
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Press Secretary Kayleigh “The Elf” McEnany reports that the President is feeling extremely depressed. She said his doctor told him that, in his case, and his case only, taking Hydroxychloroquine could cause his tongue to literal...
Read full storyTrump Angrily Denies That He Hit on Nancy Pelosi in 1993
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The president was talking at his press conference about what a fantastically fantastic (his words) job he is doing in semi-dealing with the Coronavirus. One of the media reporters asked him about Nancy Pelosi alleging that he h...
Read full storyThe Trumpster Says He's Sick and Tired of People Calling Him Mean Names and Hurting His Feelings
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The 45th president has shown that he is exactly like so many bully types, who love to dish it out, but who cannot take it. Trump has literally wasted away most of his presidency, either by playing golf (which he sucks at, by the...
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