NEW YORK CITY – Howard Stern and Piers Morgan recently met and talked about putting on a benefit to raise money for food stamp recipients.
The two also talked about the New York Giants, Manchester United, and the gorgeously sultry Sofia Vergara.
Then talk got around to Donald J. Trump, the man who could not tell the truth if you offered him a year’s supply of free Big Macs.
Stern said that Trump is beginning to look more and more like Ronald McDonald.
Morgan said, “Yes mate, except for the fact that Ronald is actually handsome and he doesn’t smell like Kellyanne Conway.”
Howard, America’s “Shock Jock” added that Trump has the brains of a soup spoon.
Piers said he really feels sorry for Melania.
Stern said he does too and remarked, "Can you imagine being a hot, sexy, gorgeous woman and having to play hide-the-salami with the likes of old 'Pigeon Pecker.'"
“Damnit it Howie!” Morgan said, “Now how the hell am I supposed to get that visual out of my head.”
“Sorry Piers old chap. Whatcha say we go out to the nearest Mickey D's and get us some Big Macs.”
“Well that does sounds bloomingly spiffy dude.”
The two gentlemen agree that “Don the Con” has finally gone totally bat shit crazy.