Supreme Court Decides Against Donald J. Trump
In a unanimous decision, the Supreme Court has decided that Donald J. Trump must release all of his financial records for the last ten years. After all, they suggested, rather capriciously, Trump himself promised to release his financial records when...
Read full storyTrump: Kentucky Could Make Battleships
AP--The Defense Production Act to order U.S. manufacturers to make equipment to fight the Coronavirus has been rejected by President Trump. He called on governors to make the masks, swabs, testing chemicals, and ventilators, so shortages of these su...
Read full storyGovernment's Online Covid-19 Press Conference Facility Taken Down After 30 Minutes
An online government question submission form provided so that the general public might have their concerns aired at a press conference on the Coronavirus, has had to be taken offline, after it was abused by people asking the most stupid questions im...
Read full storyAmericans Confused as to whether Getting Coronavirus Is Good or Bad
Many Americans are confused as to what fate awaits them if they become infected with the coronavirus and then recover. Will they be a pariah or superhuman? Hero or social outcast? Gasping for air or immune for life? “If I find out I’ve had it, wi...
Read full storyMany in President Trump’s Base are Having Campaign Pep Rally Withdrawal Symptoms
CHICKEN BONE, Mississippi – One of President Trump’s top Secret Service agents said that, for the past two weeks, POTUS has been talking about hitting the old presidential campaign trail. He stated that he has heard and seen the president practici...
Read full storyHow a Court Reporter's Error Made School Chatter Legal
We thought we knew all the gimmicks that self-appointed "education reformers" have conjured up in their unending battle against America's public schools. But a San Bernardino Superior Court ruling revealed a unique "reform" when the judge's order was...
Read full storyPresident Trump Has Just Stepped on Beyonce’s Toes
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The president may have just done gone and stepped smack dab in a pile of horse droppings, as they say down in Fort Worth. Trump was asked by a reporter with Afro Sheen Magazine about his son Barron’s name and how unusual it was.
Read full storyThe NFL Has Decided To Do Away With The Traditional Opening Coin Toss
NEW YORK CITY – The NFL has really been beating the bushes trying to find ways to improve the game, in order to draw back the fans once they get the green light to kick the season off (no pun intended). The NFL Committee on Rules has recommended t...
Read full storyThree White House Maids Spill The Beans on President Trump
WASHINGTON, D.C. – A White House maid who asked that her name not be released, said that chaos is reigning supreme in La Casa Blanca, as J.Lo calls the house at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. The White House maid revealed that the president has taken t...
Read full storyBlabbermouth Woman Tells Her Neighbour She's "Been Saying This All Along"
A woman has told her neighbour that, despite all the expert medical Coronavirus advice being despatched on an almost-daily basis to the general public, she doesn't really need it, as it's exactly what she's been saying all along. Janice Frigg, who...
Read full storyHell's Angels Leader Tells PM "To Hell With The Lockdown!"
The leader of a gang of Hell's Angels has reacted angrily to the continuation of the Coronavirus lockdown in the UK by saying that his group will defy Boris Johnson's government, and will go wherever, whenever, they please. Brian Smith, 37, head o...
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