WASHINGTON, D.C. – A White House maid who asked that her name not be released, said that chaos is reigning supreme in La Casa Blanca, as J.Lo calls the house at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
The White House maid revealed that the president has taken to yelling at the top of his lungs at all hours of the day and night.
In fact, she and two other maids have said that, if he calls them peasants one more time, they are going to quit, and collectively write a book revealing all kinds of juicy stuff that “El Rey” (the King), as the maids call him, has done.
One of the maids even hinted that she has taken lots of photos of “Trumpy”, including many of him in his red MAGA boxer shorts.
Another of the maids said that, a few weeks ago, she caught a glimpse of POTUS as he was coming out of the shower, and it was all she could do to keep from throwing up at the sight of his little, itty, bitty pee-pee.
The maids have said that White House physician, Dr. Yang Fu Fi, says that White House staff members are contracting the COVID-19 flu virus left and right.
The doctor stressed that he has told the president how important it is for him to wear a medical mask, protective gloves, and, in his case, even a condom.
Meanwhile, the three maids have announced that they will all start wearing haz-mat suits while on duty at the White House.