BOSTON – (Fake news) Police are reporting that a woman, who was in the drive-thru lane at a local Jack-in-the-Box, has been taken into custody.
A BPD spokesperson said that 89-year-old Ella Laverne Cornball was waiting in line at the fast food place to place her order.
She was told by a restaurant employee that she had to leave. When she asked why, she was told it was because she did not have a vehicle.
A witness said that, suddenly, the customer began jumping up and down, and cussing at the employee, in what sounded like Norwegian, Botswanian, or Choctaw.
Employees remarked that, at that point, the octogenarian took off her “Old Lives Matter” medical mask, and proceeded to eat it.
The employee said that, at first, she was going to try and stop her, but she decided that she didn’t want to get bitten by a crazy-ass bitch.
Mrs. Cornball was arrested, and is currently sitting in the downtown Boston Police Station, trying to find someone to pay her $45 bail.