Republicans Say: Sleepy Joe Will Destroy The American Way Of Life?
What? Former Vice President Joseph Biden will destroy the American way of life? Sleepy Joe? Amtrak Joe? Look again. The American Democracy has already been shattered by Trump and his better half Attorney General William Barr. It started even…
Read full storyDonald Trump Hires Plumber To Replace Dr Fauchi
Donald Trump has moved to replace Dr Fauci with White House Assistant Plumber, John Smith. "John is a great guy, we get along very well, and we have a great understanding when we talk," said Trump John Smith, a deaf mute from Poughkeepsee, New…
Read full storyElton John denier cult growing in popularity
In a pub in the Middlesex countryside, an awkward group gathers in secret. I, Sir Geoffroy Cockface, have come along undercover to find out more about these strange people. They are Elton John deniers, and, within fifteen minutes, they have convinced…
Read full storyNew graduate actor denies she’s wacky
A new graduate actor denied claiming she’s wacky, just really enthusiastic, a bit zany perhaps and fit to explode into a rainbow of psychedelic imaginative ideas. Portia Portia, so good her parents named her twice, and goes by the affectionate nic…
Read full storyMan Reading Dostoevsky's 'The Idiot' Forced To Abandon It After 'Brain Freeze'
A man who had taken on the literary challenge of reading the literary classic, 'The Idiot' by Russian novelist, Fyodor Dostoevsky, has revealed how he became so bogged down in the author's excessively verbose style, that he felt obliged, on health gr…
Read full storyMan Will Keep Plugging Away
It's not easy maintaining a normal routine during the ongoing Coronavirus lockdown, but, for one man, it's been an opportunity to 'knuckle down', to test his resolve, and to show what he's made of in these testing times. Moys Kenwood, 57, has been…
Read full storyWelsh change Welsh Rarebit to Welsh-Richard-Burton-Bit!
Being very sensitive about their nation's culture and history, especially what used to be transported from the docks of Newport and Cardiff to the eastern coast of the USA, and imported from Ireland via Holyhead, Welsh historians have decided to rena…
Read full storyNew Trump Campaign Manager Vows to Reveal A Biden Secret
Yes indeed! This week's new Donald Trump campaign manager vows to reveal a Biden secret! There’s a WOW in the vow! The whole world is sitting at the edge of their collective seats in anticipation. What could this unique secret be? Is it possible…
Read full story‘Hi, Bros. I’m having a tough time’ Letter from Bank of England Governor to chancellor loses its formality
The BoE Governor, Andrew Bailey, has a duty to inform the Chancellor whenever national finances aren’t on track, but a leaked copy reveals ‘Could we perhaps reverse things and instead I’ll write when things are looking better? That means I won’t have…
Read full storyThe NFL Reports That 72 Players Have Tested Positive For C-19
NEW YORK CITY – NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell says that there is no need for any alarm at the fact that 72 players are going into quarantine, after testing positive for the Trumpapalooza pandemic virus. Goodell told the news media that the player…
Read full storyKanye West Has a New Presidential Slogan That is Going To Piss Off Millions and Millions of Blacks
WEST HOLLYWOOD – The black rap singer who has decided to run for the highest office in the land, has just told the political media that he has come up with a brand new fantastical, award-winning slogan. Many look at Kanye, as the black version of…
Read full storyPresident Trump Reveals That Voices in His Head Are Telling Him to Drop Out of the Race
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Reports are that President Trump’s popularity numbers are dropping quicker than a prostitute’s underwear. The President’s top campaign advisers say that, at this rate, Minnie Mouse may end up getting more write-in votes than Tru…
Read full storyThe Atlanta Braves Fans Have Just Picked a New Name for Their Baseball Team
ATLANTA – The Savannah Blaster-Register is reporting that the Atlanta Braves organization sent out over 23,000 survey cards to their season ticket holders. They asked what name they would like to see replace the Braves moniker. The organization…
Read full storyPresident Trump Confesses That He Was Molested By Ghislaine Maxwell
WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a shocking revelation from a man who is no stranger to saying and doing shocking things, now comes a new one. The President of the United States has just admitted to his BFF, Sean Hannity, that he was molested by the female p…
Read full storyTaco Bell Unveils Their Brand New Name
IRVINE, California – The Taco Bell Corporation has decided that, after using the name for almost 60 years, it is time for a change. The Taco Bell Board of Directors, after conducting dozens of research surveys throughout the country, have agreed t…
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