WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a shocking revelation from a man who is no stranger to saying and doing shocking things, now comes a new one.
The President of the United States has just admitted to his BFF, Sean Hannity, that he was molested by the female pervert named Ghislaine Maxwell.
POTUS said that it occurred in Central Park as he was taking his nightly stroll several years ago.
The President stopped talking. Hannity asked him if he had a tear in his eye.
Trump said he did, because, thinking back on the assault has left him feeling violated, degraded, traumatized, and quasi-horny.
Hannity told him to take his time. Trump went on to say that, even today, years later, he is still haunted by the fact that this evil, heartless, uncaring, semi-racist woman took advantage of him and his perfect body.
Trump was at a loss for words. He paused for 24 seconds, and then spoke, "Ghislaine Maxwell…this cruel, vulgar, nasty, dirty, orange-faced predator…grabbed me by my p***y.”
