Donald Trump has moved to replace Dr Fauci with White House Assistant Plumber, John Smith.
"John is a great guy, we get along very well, and we have a great understanding when we talk," said Trump
John Smith, a deaf mute from Poughkeepsee, New York, said through his sign language interpreter, "I know nothing about the weather, but I've always wanted to be a weatherman. Presently, I help Ivanka on days when Jared ain't around."
We asked the question again, explaining it wasn't a weatherman job, but the Directorship of the entire Center for Disease Control. Mr. Smith look confused.
"Well, unless they have pipes, I don't think I can help them much," said Smith, humbly.
McKaney Makaleneyeeyie said, "The President needs someone like Smith to help him plan the best way forward, which is re-opening schools, the economy, without regard for human life."