WEST HOLLYWOOD – The black rap singer who has decided to run for the highest office in the land, has just told the political media that he has come up with a brand new fantastical, award-winning slogan.
Many look at Kanye, as the black version of Donald Trump; arrogant, sarcastic, self-centered, egotistical, and addicted to McDonalds Big Mac Burgers.
West, who is married to underwear model and soon-to-be attorney Kim Kardashian, said that he used to like Trump, but now he hates him more than he hates ingrown beard hair.
Kanye, whose name is Botswanian, and means 'warrior with a limp spear’ says his new presidential slogan will be “Rich Black Lives Matter.”
He says that unlike Trump’s slogan, which is on a red cap, his will be put on millions and millions of black durags for all the bruthas and sistas.
Mr. Kardashian, as many call him, also said that he will be handing out little M&M-filled plastic watermelons with the slogan “Kanye – The New and Improved Black POTUS.”