Is Coronavirus An Invasion From Outer Space?
The United States is the world leader. Sorry, England and France and Germany. But it’s true. England has the culture, the literature, and the Queen; France has the food, fashion, and les croissants; Germany has machines, sauerbraten, and Angela Merke...
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Who does not remember the Goonies as being an American classic? One of the funnier of these kiddos is Chunk, and his “truffle shuffle.” He was loud, he wanted to be accepted, and he befriended Sloth. And we didn’t see child actor, Jeff Cohen, really...
Read full storyShawshank Redemption 2
Picks up right where original movie left off: Andy and Red waste no time making up for the lost years on the beach in this tropical paradise. They laugh and remember those good old times they spent together in prison, and actually making a true fr...
Read full storyFlorida Man Working From Home Clock Watches Wishing For End Of Working Day
David Pines, 65, from Fort Lauderdale, in Florida, sighs in exasperation, and checks the clock above his kitchen table for the tenth time in so many minutes. Wednesday, he had spent a long day working from home due to the imposed lockdown declared...
Read full storyCorona's Corona-Virus Update
Corona’s parent company reports that its beer sales in the U.S. are up this year, contrary to viral Facebook posts that falsely claim its U.S. sales have dropped because of the new coronavirus. Against popular belief amongst all of you Facebooker'...
Read full storyCoping With Coronavirus Boredom
BILLINGSGATE POST: The silence was deafening. All was quiet on the Western front. Not even the the Banshee rag pickers were howling. It was worse than that. Mice were nibbling on Velveeta cheese with rubber-tipped teeth so that their sounds were muf...
Read full storyUber Passenger Upset By Drivers Review
Duncan Whitehead, a 53-year-old author, businessman, and male model from Fort Lauderdale, was shocked and saddened Wednesday after receiving a sub-par rating and review from uber driver Jose Fernandez. The rating out of 5 given to Whitehead was 2, a...
Read full storyAbsence of Sexual Assault Allegations Against Sanders Causes Some to Question Viability of His Candidacy
After presumptive Republican nominee Donald Trump was recorded describing his preferred means of sexually harassing women, and Democratic front-runner Joe Biden was alleged to have sexually assaulted former staffer Tara Reade, the lack of any sexual...
Read full storySacred Gifts for the Homeless
With the corona lockdown, curfews and general ruling of not being allowed to do anything or go anywhere, Church attendance figures have nosedived even further. In fact, the current average across British chapels and temples is nil. This worrying deve...
Read full storyJustin Trudeau Resigns Amidst Coronavirus Pandemic
Canadian Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau, sent shock waves through Canada during his daily press briefing on Wednesday morning, after announcing that he would be stepping down as the Prime Minister of Canada. The forty-eight-year-old leader said in...
Read full storyPresident Trump Agrees To Return To The Apprentice
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The leader of the free world has just announced that he and NBC have reached an agreement for him to return to prime time television with a weekly reality show. Trump says that he is really looking forward to returning to film T...
Read full storyA Louisiana Sky Writer is Making a Killing Sky Writing “Stay Inside, Don’t Risk Getting Shot!”
LAFAYETTE, Louisiana – Up until a few days ago, lifelong Louisiana resident, Jean Boniface Baptiste, was an unemployed shrimp salesman. But today, he is literally making a killing working as a sky writer. Baptiste says that he borrowed his ex-...
Read full storyA Costa Rican ‘Tourist’ Caught Trying to Smuggle 70 Rolls of Charmin Toilet Paper Into the USA
CALEXICO, California - Border Patrol agents in the border town of Calexico have apprehended a person they described as being an illegal tourist. Agents Dusty Voight and Chauncey Ortega said that they were patrolling the border wall between Calexic...
Read full storyThe C-19 Scare Is Causing People in North Dakota to Stock Up on Marshmallows
PETTIBONE, North Dakota – In the winter time, the temperatures in Pettibone can get down to 37 degrees below zero. And, when that happens, many North Dakotans have seen woodpeckers whose peckers simply fall off. Luckily, they do start to grow...
Read full storyOlympics Postponement Has Messed Up Drug Cheats' Careful Planning
The news, yesterday, that this summer's Olympic Games in Tokyo have been postponed for one year, until July 2021, is a massive body blow to athletes who have thought long and hard about their use of performance-enhancing drugs to get the best out of...
Read full storySpoof Writer Can Count Other Spoof Writer Among His Fans
A writer on the satirical news website The Spoof, says he is delighted to have among his fanbase one of the site's outstanding contributors, in the form of the one-and-only, Able Rodriquez. Mister Meaner, who can only stand in awe, with jaws agape...
Read full storyGod Has Coronavirus
The Coronavirus claimed a new victim overnight, when it finally 'went over the line' and pushed things to the limit by infecting the Creator of all Things, and Supreme Ruler of the Universe, God. The virus sprang up in China either at the end of 2...
Read full storyMan Felt A Bit Of A Fool
There was confusion and a certain sense of torrid self-consciousness about one man when he woke up and got out of bed on Wednesday morning, leaving him uncertain as to what was wrong with him. The situation unfolded in the early hours after the ge...
Read full storyFamily Game Of Monopoly Ends In Murder Suicide
A man shot and killed his wife and three other family members in Florida, before turning the gun on himself, according to a report in the Fort Lauderdale Times. The apparent murder-suicide happened on Sunday afternoon, whilst the family were in fo...
Read full storyMan Still Hasn't Got Book And CD Back From 'Friend'
A man has revealed how a book and a CD he lent a 'friend' in Bangkok in 2015, have still not been returned to him. The book, 'The Black Game' by Ellic Howe, is an account of the activities of the Political Warfare Executive (PWE), a British wartim...
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