Corona's Corona-Virus Update

Funny story written by Butch

Wednesday, 1 April 2020

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Oh know, they killed Kenny!

Corona’s parent company reports that its beer sales in the U.S. are up this year, contrary to viral Facebook posts that falsely claim its U.S. sales have dropped because of the new coronavirus.

Against popular belief amongst all of you Facebooker's posting about Corona Beer, its sales are up despite having the same name as our Coronavirus.

The mis-information came from surveys where people stated they would drink less Corona Beer due to the devastatingly-present presence of the Coronavirus.

According to the data, about 16% of the people surveyed were confused about whether the beer was related to the virus; 24% did not know their left from their right; and 60% reported they did not know their @$$ from a hole in the ground.

According to even more false data, Kenny Rogers did not die from drinking Corona or from the Coronavirus, it most likely resulted from not knowing when to fold them.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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