President Trump Agrees To Return To The Apprentice

Funny story written by Fannin Fabriano

Wednesday, 1 April 2020

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WASHINGTON, D.C. – The leader of the free world has just announced that he and NBC have reached an agreement for him to return to prime time television with a weekly reality show.

Trump says that he is really looking forward to returning to film The Apprentice, and to getting even more free television exposure time heading into the presidential campaign.

He commented that, when he left The Apprentice in 2015, it was the highest-rated show in the history of television.

Trump proudly pointed out that his show had received even greater ratings than some top TV hits such as Friends, Gunsmoke, Keeping Up With the Kardashians, and The Cupcake Wars.

When he was asked if doing a reality show wouldn’t interfere with his presidential role, he replied, “Nope. Not at all. I am one of those very rare highly intelligent, gifted individuals who can do two, three, or as many as fourteen things at the same time.”

The president then added, “And besides, since I am not golfing any more. I do need to have something to occupy all of my free time.”

When the president was asked if he planned on keeping the show’s name The Apprentice, he smiled, and said that he has chosen a new name for the show...The POTUS.

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