Chunk Esquire?

Funny story written by Butch

Wednesday, 1 April 2020

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Who does not remember the Goonies as being an American classic? One of the funnier of these kiddos is Chunk, and his “truffle shuffle.” He was loud, he wanted to be accepted, and he befriended Sloth. And we didn’t see child actor, Jeff Cohen, really anywhere that much in his ten-year career, except maybe on Family Ties. Needless to say, Jeff Cohen quit the acting business, and transitioned into exactly where we thought he would land: lawyer-ville.

Jeff received his Doctorate from UCLA Law School concentrating in business law and an undergraduate degree from The University of California at Berkeley, Haas School of Business. He has written books and is a co-founder of Cohen Gardner LLP. Now, if you see him on the street, do not forget to call him Esquire, because he earned that title.

Currently, he is trying to sue for 50% of One-Eyed Willy’s Estate. He wants to split the proceeds with Sloth, since he didn't force him to do the “truffle shuffle.”

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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