A Cuddler On My Six - A Traveler's Commentary
Simon Trevoc travels the country meeting new people, then tells us all about it. Join him in his new adventure. A sultry July night. I'm driving west on I-80 at ninety-one miles per hour. Headlights in my rearview draw closer and closer. Through...
Read full storyHighlights of Preliminary Film Project, Rambo VI: Peace and Calm
Plot summary: After 2019's boring and predictable unveiling of Rambo V: Last Blood, an anonymous industry spokesperson stated that it will be followed up next year with the sixth instalment in the film franchise, entitled Rambo VI: Peace and Calm.
Read full story7 tips on how to be a better employee
Do you have a job? Would you like one? Here are some handy tips on making sure you don't lose your next job too quickly. Know the toilets On your induction on your first day, you should be shown where the toilets are, as well as how to use the fl...
Read full storyThe Unreported Investigations Trump Wanted Ukraine to Conduct
White House Minister of Truth Shiv Aalok held a press conference this morning in the Rose Garden to defend, explain, justify and elaborate on news reports concerning requests made by President Trump to the government of Ukraine. Numerous independent...
Read full storyHarry Maguire to Retire; Will Explain Decision Tonight
Manchester, UK - The Spoof News Service. European football's greatest player ever tweeted today that he will publicly announce at 8 pm local time tonight, that he will retire. The stunned world of soccer is abuzz with rumors trying to explain wh...
Read full storyRobert Mugabe Cancer Verdict Sparks Wild Celebrations In Zimbabwe
Results of an autopsy performed after the death of Robert Mugabe, the Zimbabwe prime minister, then president, who had ruled over the country with an iron fist since 1980, proved the dictator was riddled with cancer, sparking wild celebrations throug...
Read full storyHealth-Conscious Trucker Starts Smoking Standing Up
Heeding warnings that sitting is the new smoking, Henry Larkins,, a long-distance truck driver living in Nashville, Tennessee, ditched his habit of smoking cigarettes while sitting on his back porch and now instead smokes while standing up. "I kno...
Read full storyLabour to hold referendum on whether to hold a referendum
"We're leading from the front," said Jeremy Corbyn, as he spent the first day of the Labour Party Conference selling rock on Brighton Pier. In its quest to please every single person in the United Kingdom, the Labour Party has now pledged to hold a p...
Read full storyDear Cynical Sam: An Advice Column
The following are letters from Cynical Sam's readers. Both of them. Dear Cynical Sam, This is the seventh letter I've written you about this, and you have never answered. So here I go again. My husband Harold and I went for a drive three mo...
Read full storyMan Falls Out Of The Sky Onto Bathers At Seaside
There was drama at the seaside at the weekend, when a man fell out of the sky onto a group of men who were innocently playing in the sea, causing them to become shocked and disturbed at the intrusion of their privacy. The incident happened at Marg...
Read full storyOle Gunnar Solskjaer To Undergo Surgery On His Furrowed Brow
News coming out of Old Trafford this morning, is that Manchester United coach, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, is to go into hospital later this week for surgery on his furrowed brow, which, at times, looks as if he is keeping snakes in his forehead. Solskj...
Read full storyTrump Bans the Book 'Mein Kampf' in the United States
Mar-A-Lago, FL "This is an evil, nasty book and I don't care about the 1st Amendment and all that Freedom of the Press garbage, but this book will no longer be allowed within the borders of the United States!" said Trump, in a nationally televised a...
Read full story