Funny story: Science news roundup

Science news roundup

Science is fun, as well as useful. Hi, my name's Brian Dix, from Internet University. Let's take a look at what's happening in the amazing world of science. This week, the element Clitorium was discovered. It had been predicted for centuries, but...

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Funny story: Neighbors' Baby Uglier Than Shit

Neighbors' Baby Uglier Than Shit

Fairbury, Nebraska - A local couple gave birth to their first child Tuesday, and, according to their neighbor, the baby is uglier than shit. The ugly baby was born to Sarah and Michael Austin of Fairbury. Neighbor, Sal Greene, a 65-year-old writer...

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Funny story: "Trade Trump for Zelensky" Americans Demand after Watching Ukraine President on TV

"Trade Trump for Zelensky" Americans Demand after Watching Ukraine President on TV

The United Nations. NYC. The brightest star in US presidential politics today is not even an American. The overwhelming choice of American voters in a poll taken after Volodymyr Zelensky dominated the press conference with Donald Trump is... Zelensk...

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Funny story: Ukraine President Zelensky Offers Asylum to Trump Whistleblower

Ukraine President Zelensky Offers Asylum to Trump Whistleblower

Ukrainian president, Volodymyr Zelensky, has publicly announced that Ukraine would offer asylum to the government employee who blew the whistle on President Donald Trump's attempt to get Zelensky to investigate possible corruption in Joe and Hunter B...

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Funny story: Children Are Happier Watching Fox News, Reports Fox News

Children Are Happier Watching Fox News, Reports Fox News

Railing against the fearmongering to which climate scientists and reporters are subjecting youth regarding the fate of the planet, Fox News has reported that children are significantly happier overall watching climate-change-denying Fox News. "It'...

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Funny story: BBC Naga Munchetty Warning Sparks Outrage

BBC Naga Munchetty Warning Sparks Outrage

The BBC has come under intense criticism this morning over its decision to warn presenter Naga Munchetty about comments she made about US president, Donald Trump, after he had behaved in a racist manner. The warning from the corporation's Executiv...

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Funny story: While Giving Tour of White House, Melania Trump Realizes She Hasn't Seen Son Barron for Three Months

While Giving Tour of White House, Melania Trump Realizes She Hasn't Seen Son Barron for Three Months

Washington, DC "I have just been so busy giving tours, standing by my husband and looking serene, shopping for tasteful outfits, and so much more!" said Melania to reporters on the tour. "I remember seeing Barron back in June, and remarking about...

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Funny story: Trump is Secretly Glad That He Might Get Impeached

Trump is Secretly Glad That He Might Get Impeached

In an exclusive interview with Celebrity Magazine, President Donald Trump explained how hard it is sometimes to keep his name the top name in the news every single day. "Well, it's been hard to keep generating publicity, but I've been doing it. Th...

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Funny story: Manchester United Back To Their Brilliant Best After Rochdale Win

Manchester United Back To Their Brilliant Best After Rochdale Win

Ole Gunnar Solskjaer's Manchester United showed why they are the most famous club in football, as they outgrafted, outshone, and outsmarted League One minnows, Rochdale Hornets, in last night's Carabao Cup tie at Old Trafford, easily winning 5-3 on p...

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