Funny story: UCLA [1-3] Rockets into Football's Top Ten

UCLA [1-3] Rockets into Football's Top Ten

Pullman, WA. The Spoof News Service. Previously winless UCLA stunned the football world with a come-from-WAY-behind 67-63 upset victory over previously undefeated Washington State, here at Pullman, Saturday night. With the Bruins trailing by 32 po...

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Funny story: Labrador on twitter doesn't know what the fuss is about

Labrador on twitter doesn't know what the fuss is about

Sid Owen, a 12-year-old Labrador, is famous on Twitter, for his flatulence, way of eating the food off the plates of his owners, and bad breath, but doesn't know anything about it. 'Apparently,' said Sid, 'I am quite famous on this Twitter thing.

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Funny story: Man in his forties still playing computer games

Man in his forties still playing computer games

James Smith, a man of little remaining hair, but massive thumbs, still plays computer games most nights. As well as holding down a high profile job, and a demanding position as the treasurer of his local Train Spotter's club, he still finds time f...

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Funny story: Man Proud that he still has three followers on Twitter

Man Proud that he still has three followers on Twitter

63-year-old grammar nazi, and all-round trainspotting anorak, Brian Asshat, is proud that he still has three followers on Twitter. 'I have never had more than seven. Put bigballs57, Pigsty89, and Ipitythefool17 have all been very loyal followers o...

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Funny story: FDA Issues Recall For Entire Turnip Crop Due To Salmonella Contamination - "Oh, no! What are we going to do now?" Said Nobody

FDA Issues Recall For Entire Turnip Crop Due To Salmonella Contamination - "Oh, no! What are we going to do now?" Said Nobody

Washington DC - Due to salmonella contamination, the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) announced a recall of all turnips today, causing quite a stir with Nobody. "I can't believe this is happening. Turnips are the tastiest food ever, so I'm prett...

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Funny story: Amateur Dancers need to boost country's morale, again

Amateur Dancers need to boost country's morale, again

In what has become a needlessly depressing televisual trope, the BBC has once again turned to a group of amateur dancers, and cake bakers to improve the morale of a country that is still in discussions about Brexit, Donald Trump and Boris Johnson.

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Funny story: Deism Offers an Even More Depressing Alternative to Atheism

Deism Offers an Even More Depressing Alternative to Atheism

For many skeptics disheartened by a lack of prayer-answering but hesitant about making the leap into full-on atheism, deism, a belief in a supreme creator who does not intervene in the universe, offers an extremely appealing alternative, except for t...

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Funny story: Storm Area 51 Facts And Figures Are In

Storm Area 51 Facts And Figures Are In

Eyewitnesses in the Nevada desert towns of Rachel and Hiko last night, confirmed that only 150 of the expected two million visitors to Area 51 actually turned up at the site, leaving event organizers out of pocket. The US military, however, disput...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire And Mason Greenwood Have Become Great Friends

Harry Maguire And Mason Greenwood Have Become Great Friends

It's always nice when someone more experienced takes a younger person 'under his wing', and 'shows him the ropes', and that is precisely what has happened at Manchester United, with central defender, Harry Maguire, looking out for teenage striker, Ma...

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Funny story: Mason Greenwood: Is He The New Harry Maguire?

Mason Greenwood: Is He The New Harry Maguire?

They're two entirely different players playing in different positions, from different backgrounds and with different ages, builds and skin colours, and, in many ways, couldn't be more different, so it's a surprise to many people that Mason Greenwood...

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Funny story: Dreamer Took Great Pleasure In Stripping Bark From Twig

Dreamer Took Great Pleasure In Stripping Bark From Twig

A man with way too much time on his hands has revealed how he derived great pleasure from stripping a twig of its bark - something he hasn't done since he was a kid. The twig was found on the ground outside his house by Moys Kenwood, 56, who looke...

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Funny story: Trump Passes Executive Order Banning Whistleblowing

Trump Passes Executive Order Banning Whistleblowing

Mar-A-Lago, FL President Donald Trump has given a press conference in the KFC parking lot during which he discussed his most recent executive order banning whistleblowing. "This whistleblowing, it's nasty stuff. We need to let people know they can...

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