Mar-A-Lago, FL "This is an evil, nasty book and I don't care about the 1st Amendment and all that Freedom of the Press garbage, but this book will no longer be allowed within the borders of the United States!" said Trump, in a nationally televised address.
Privately, Trump was heard to admit that it was his favorite book, and that it contained all his future plans of domination. He admitted that he thought it wouldn't be good to let everybody read his plans. Trump said "It's like letting anybody have access to all the knowledge they want! How stupid would that be? They must be shielded for their own good!"