Manchester, UK - The Spoof News Service. European football's greatest player ever tweeted today that he will publicly announce at 8 pm local time tonight, that he will retire.
The stunned world of soccer is abuzz with rumors trying to explain why the game's most famed star, only 26, would retire so early, but there is no logical explanation.
The Spoof has obtained an advance copy of Maguire's statement regarding retiring. Dressed in designer pajamas and standing before the television cameras, he will simply say: "I'm sleepy and there's a game tomorrow, so it's time to retire", as he toddles off to bed.
