Funny story: Why Talk To The Monkey When You Can Talk To The Organ Grinder?

Why Talk To The Monkey When You Can Talk To The Organ Grinder?

BILLINGSGATE POST: Actually, what former British Prime Minister Winston Churchill was quoted to have said was: “Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.” Accordingly; why should anyone in their right mind tak...

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Funny story: Vatican Scientists Clone Jesus from Communion Wafer

Vatican Scientists Clone Jesus from Communion Wafer

The Vatican—Pope Francis today unveiled a ten-year-old Jesus whom, he explained, was cloned from a consecrated communion wafer blessed by Mother Theresa. The Vatican, to avoid too much publicity for the ten-year-old god, had kept the cloning under w...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire In 'Hit And Run' Incident

Harry Maguire In 'Hit And Run' Incident

Harry Maguire, the Manchester United and England central defender who crashed into Old Trafford after an £80million summer transfer from Leicester City, has been involved in a 'hit and run' incident. Maguire, 26, was playing in his usual centre-ha...

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Funny story: White House Announces It Has Identified Most Likely Suspects in Ukraine Whistleblower

White House Announces It Has Identified Most Likely Suspects in Ukraine Whistleblower

Standing outside the White House front entrance, Minister of Truth Shiv Aalok today announced that a blue ribbon commission consisting of the greatest crime mystery writers has been working on identifying the whistleblower behind the Ukraine scandal...

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Funny story: Greta Thunberg Is Falling Behind At School

Greta Thunberg Is Falling Behind At School

Greta Thunberg, the 16-year-old Swedish environmental activist on climate change, who consistently takes time off from school to carry on her work, has been told by her school that she is falling behind others in her class, and needs to address the s...

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Funny story: Nashville Rated City Most Likely to Appear in Top Ten Lists

Nashville Rated City Most Likely to Appear in Top Ten Lists

Edging out urban centers like Los Angeles and Baton Rouge, Nashville was rated the city most likely to appear in top ten lists, snagging top slots in everything from Best Country Music Destinations (#1), Best Craft Beer Cities (#6), Best Cities for S...

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Funny story: Target Fires Long-Standing Employee for Thinking About Saying Racial Slur

Target Fires Long-Standing Employee for Thinking About Saying Racial Slur

At a Target located in downtown Chicago, Human Resources Director Pam Ridgefield announced to the local media today that Marketing Manager Frank Richards was terminated for thinking about saying the N-word. Speaking from her luxury home in a Chic...

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Funny story: Retired gentleman eats potpie, commits suicide: Neighbor lays the blame on dispute between Satellite TV provider and FOX Broadcasting

Retired gentleman eats potpie, commits suicide: Neighbor lays the blame on dispute between Satellite TV provider and FOX Broadcasting

Oxnard Buttons, a retired maintenance worker for a defunct decoy factory, was found dead outside his house earlier this month by his neighbor Karl Onz, also retired, profession unknown. “I know why he did it,” Karl claimed to local authorities, wh...

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