Funny story: New transcript of Trump call to Ukraine found in White House trash basket

New transcript of Trump call to Ukraine found in White House trash basket

Breaking: Insider info indicates the Democrats are excited about impeachment due to a new, emerging, piece of evidence. That is, the supposed “transcript” Mr. Trump released today, of his telephone call with newly elected Zelensky in Ukraine last...

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Funny story: The Rhyme Minister under attack again

The Rhyme Minister under attack again

UK Rhyme Minister Boris Johnson has been criticised by the House of Cowmen for his arrogance, attitude, and for wearing bling in the Houses of Pearlmen. When accused of undermining his position, and making the Pearlmen look like fools, the Rhyme M...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire Announces Wedding Plans

Harry Maguire Announces Wedding Plans

There's love, romance, matrimony and feverish expectancy in the air throughout the South Yorkshire region tonight, as the Manchester United and England £80million central defender, Harry Maguire, took some time out from football to announce the weddi...

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Funny story: Wasted Days And Wasted Nights: Ode To Monkey Woods

Wasted Days And Wasted Nights: Ode To Monkey Woods

BILLINGSGATE POST: This song by Freddy Fender best expresses my feelings toward Monkey Woods: “Wasted Days And Wasted Nights.” Wasted days and wasted nights, I have left for you behind For you don't belong to me, Your heart belongs to someone...

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Funny story: Parents Hurt that Teenage Daughter Thinks They Haven't Done a Good Job of Caring for the Planet

Parents Hurt that Teenage Daughter Thinks They Haven't Done a Good Job of Caring for the Planet

Lance and Linda Gibson of St. Louis, Missouri, were hurt when their 14-year-old daughter, Carly, told them that she didn't think they or their generation had done a very good job of caring for the planet. "Look, we're no fans of global warming, ei...

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Funny story: FDA shakes heads after latest alleged vaccine complication

FDA shakes heads after latest alleged vaccine complication

The FDA is shaking their heads after the latest alleged side-effect of vaccines. Jennifer Mowery claims that her daughter, Jessica, grew a second head after the latest round of vaccines. To further complicate matters, Jessica may be required by la...

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Funny story: Luckliy, I Landed on my Head

Luckliy, I Landed on my Head

I’m sure a lot of things bent but luckily nothing broke when I went over the handlebars of my bicycle. I began riding a bicycle again three years ago. I had ridden, as have most, as a child, but gave it up as it wasn’t cool after age 12. So it was 52...

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Funny story: Football Running Back Alleges He Had His Balls Fondled During Sexual Assault

Football Running Back Alleges He Had His Balls Fondled During Sexual Assault

A football running back has made a serious claim that his testicles were interfered with by one player in a game last weekend, and that a second player attempted to give him a blow job. Hank Stonker, running back for the San Bernardino Shitehawks,...

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Funny story: Dictators Around the World React to Trump's Impeachment

Dictators Around the World React to Trump's Impeachment

President Maduro of Venezuela expressed his disappointment in the announcement that impeachment proceedings would begin in the House of Representatives for Donald Trump. "If he can get impeached, what's going to happen to the rest of us tin shop d...

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Funny story: Donald Trump And Boris Johnson Are Going To Write Letters To Each Other From Prison

Donald Trump And Boris Johnson Are Going To Write Letters To Each Other From Prison

The leaders of the two most civilized and progressive nations in the world, US President Donald Trump and his UK counterpart, Prime Minister Boris Johnson, have indicated that they will remain lifelong friends through thick and thin, and have vowed t...

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Funny story: President Trump Sings Softly, Tenderly To Vladimir Putin - "He's my widdow Wushian Pootie Poo! Yes he is! Yes he iiiiiiiiiiis!"

President Trump Sings Softly, Tenderly To Vladimir Putin - "He's my widdow Wushian Pootie Poo! Yes he is! Yes he iiiiiiiiiiis!"

Washington DC - President Trump sang It's A Small World After All while rocking a sleeping Vladimir Putin in his lap, a practice that his staff says has become too frequent and too troubling. "My staff, and even America, will never understand," sa...

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Funny story: Trump Suspends the Laws of Science

Trump Suspends the Laws of Science

Mar-A-Lago, FL Declaring martial law on scientists, President Donald Trump suspended all the rules of Science and forbade anyone to use or follow them until the ban is lifted. Trump would only say that it was a matter of national security. "It se...

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