Funny story: Bill Belichick Leaving Patriots To Join Green Leaf Cannabis, Ltd.

Bill Belichick Leaving Patriots To Join Green Leaf Cannabis, Ltd.

BILLINGSGATE POST: Bill Belichick, head coach for the New England Patriots, announced today that he is leaving the Patriots, effective immediately, to join Green Leaf Cannabis, Ltd. Belichick, whose resume includes six Super Bowl victories with t...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire Says England Are Going To Kick The Shit Out Of Kosovo

Harry Maguire Says England Are Going To Kick The Shit Out Of Kosovo

Harry Maguire, the Manchester United and England central defender, says that England will make 'short shrift' of their opponents, Kosovo, tonight in the Euro 2020 match, and will, as likely as not, kick the shit out of them. Maguire, 26, was being...

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Funny story: United States to Annex State of Anxiety

United States to Annex State of Anxiety

Not to be deterred by his failed bid to purchase Greenland, United States President, Donald Trump, recently announced that the nation will be annexing the 51st state - specifically, the state of Anxiety. "Rich in natural resources like indigenous...

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Funny story: Toothless Yak Gums Food For Edentulous Granny

Toothless Yak Gums Food For Edentulous Granny

BILLINGSGATE POST: Praise the Lord! It’s rare that such a heartwarming story surfaces in a world bereft of humanity. This was a match made in heaven. Granny Lizzie Kocolochek, who lived a life of quiet desperation, lost all of her teeth by the...

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Funny story: Marouane Fellaini sues Axel Witsel for copying afro haircut

Marouane Fellaini sues Axel Witsel for copying afro haircut

Yesterday, former Manchester United player Marouane Fellaini successfully sued Dortmund midfielder Axel Witsel for copying his renowned Afro haircut. When interviewed, Fellaini said, "I feel that Axel's haircut has personally attacked me. To me,...

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Funny story: Frog Squashed After Shoe Came Down Heavily On It

Frog Squashed After Shoe Came Down Heavily On It

A man who was walking along without a care in the world, minding his own business, has revealed how he caused the death of a frog by standing on it. The man, who wishes to remain anonymous because of his fear of reprisals from Animal Rights enthus...

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Funny story: 'Fake' Ashes to be replayed

'Fake' Ashes to be replayed

Just a year after the ball-tampering scandal in South Africa which rocked Australian cricket, the villain and cheat of that game, Steve Smith, has now been caught trying to dupe all and sundry in the Ashes series in England. His magnificent innings w...

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Funny story: Sis-Boom-Bah: What Does A Sheep Sound Like When It Explodes?

Sis-Boom-Bah: What Does A Sheep Sound Like When It Explodes?

BILLINGSGATE POST: It’s noteworthy that Dr. Billingsgate is deviating from his successful Harry Maguire formula that has brought him fame and fortune. However, exploding sheep may have a greater cult following in England than the overpaid Manchester...

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Funny story: Local man doesn’t much like the look of guests in TripAdvisor photo of his holiday hotel

Local man doesn’t much like the look of guests in TripAdvisor photo of his holiday hotel

A 45-year-old Whitechapel man has expressed deep concerns about the standard of some of the guests pictured staying at the 4-star hotel in Crete where he will be spending 2 weeks at the end of this month. Toby Dell, a forklift truck driver from Va...

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