Funny story: Trump's Sponges "Made in China"

Trump's Sponges "Made in China"

Tallahassee, Florida. A new scandal has rocked the Trump Administration as the Federal Emergency Management Agency [FEMA] begins the clean-up operation following Hurricane Dorian's movement toward states farther up the East Coast. The sponges that...

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Funny story: GreenPeace decries Barnacling Support

GreenPeace decries Barnacling Support

Greenpeace officials are mourning the loss of several ardent but exhausted environmentalists today, whose efforts to protect a ship at sea engaged in protective manoeuvres met with tragedy, after pirates boarded them. "We think they were....s...

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Funny story: Canadian "CanaHand" Provokes Parliamentary Funding Furore

Canadian "CanaHand" Provokes Parliamentary Funding Furore

Things are calmer in the Canadian parliament today, after fisticuffs erupted between the Conservative hopeful, Andrew Scheerer, and former Governor General Adrian Clarkson, who strode into the Cabinet in full martial arts gear, accompanied by Marge D...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire: My Aids Hell

Harry Maguire: My Aids Hell

Ubiquitous headline-hogger and part-time footballer Harry Maguire revealed his horror at hearing that he had contracted the deadly disease AIDS. "It was awful," said the famous celebrity. "All these magazines were saying that I had AIDS, but it wa...

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Funny story: Man Went Round To Friend's House, Only To Be Told He Didn't Live There

Man Went Round To Friend's House, Only To Be Told He Didn't Live There

A man who decided to pay an impromptu visit to a work friend he hadn't seen for years, was disappointed to be told that the 'friend' didn't live there, according to the bloke that did. After doing the rounds of charity shops in the East Yorkshire...

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Funny story: Lobster Tales

Lobster Tales

I A little background is required before I embark on my first lobster tale. I came from a middle-class family and my paternal grandparents were at the upper limit of the socioeconomic boundary, but as immigrants, lived quite modestly. My grandmother...

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Funny story: Scientists detect massive energy readings from the Bermuda Triangle --- Investigation shows evidence of Cthulu

Scientists detect massive energy readings from the Bermuda Triangle --- Investigation shows evidence of Cthulu

This is Reporter 87, reporting from Florida Yesterday, on the 3rd of September, scientists from the University of Florida were 'shocked' upon detecting massive amounts of energy readings from the seabed of the Bermuda Triangle. When interviewe...

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Funny story: Mick's Swiss Miss

Mick's Swiss Miss

Charisma dynamo and Republic of Ireland manager, Mick McCarthy, has admitted that this weeks Switzerland game is “the biggest” since his return to international management. Giving the interview from inside the white paint section of his local BnQ...

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Funny story: Introvert Debates Getting Hit by Bus to Avoid Convo with Coworker

Introvert Debates Getting Hit by Bus to Avoid Convo with Coworker

Angela Bishop, an introvert living in Nashville, Tennessee, was disconcerted to realize that she'd exited her work building at noon right behind her coworker Matt Moffat, and, unless she darted across the street just ahead of the city bus now bearing...

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Funny story: Boris Johnson Meets Barbara Windsor About Dementia, But There Is Confusion Over Which Of The Two Has Been More Severely Affected

Boris Johnson Meets Barbara Windsor About Dementia, But There Is Confusion Over Which Of The Two Has Been More Severely Affected

Prime Minister, Boris Johnson took time off from driving the country nearer to destruction this afternoon, when he met with former EastEnders actress, Barbara Windsor, for a discussion on dementia. Introductions went well, but, during the meeting,...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire England Captain For Bulgaria Game

Harry Maguire England Captain For Bulgaria Game

Harry Maguire has been named as England captain for the European Championship qualifier against Bulgaria at Wembley on Saturday (17:00 BST). Maguire, 26, will lead the national team out for the first time, as they bid to continue their great start...

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Funny story: Boris butchered and ate Number 10 cat says Downing Street insider

Boris butchered and ate Number 10 cat says Downing Street insider

A senior civil servant and government advisor at the Cabinet Office last night told newsmen that, Prime Minister, Boris Johnson, has killed the popular Downing Street cat, Larry, and eaten the creature in his bedroom during a 'midnight feast'. Sir...

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