Funny story: Couple watching complete box set of Poldark, again

Couple watching complete box set of Poldark, again

Brian Asshat and his good friend (and paid housekeeper) Felicity Dowager from Chutney on the Fritz have started to watch all five series of Poldark, again. Felicity said 'I watch it for Captain Ross, his hairy chest, his way with a scythe, his way...

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Funny story: American Readers of U.K. Based Satire Site Demand to Know "Who the Hell is Harry Maguire?"

American Readers of U.K. Based Satire Site Demand to Know "Who the Hell is Harry Maguire?"

London - U.S. readers of a popular site based in Britain specializing in parodies of news and popular culture, inundated the publisher with emails, tweets and Facebook posts, asking the management of the blog to explain why there are so many stories...

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Funny story: Strictly Come Dancing

Strictly Come Dancing

As if the world isn't bad enough, we now have to sit through another series of Strictly Come Dancing. As well as this, the BBC is also set to re-make a darker version of My Family with Danny Dyer, and a new travelogue programme with every newsread...

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Funny story: In "Another Horrible Deal for Me Personally", Trump Demands Negative Interest Rates from Fed

In "Another Horrible Deal for Me Personally", Trump Demands Negative Interest Rates from Fed

Washington - President Donald Trump, whose companies were estimated last year to owe almost $2billion to banks, has demanded that the Federal Reserve Board drop interest rates to zero, and even called for negative interest rates. "I'm insisting th...

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Funny story: Six-year-old doesn't like the new boys

Six-year-old doesn't like the new boys

Leo Fitzmaurice, a six-year-old with a fascination for space travel and dinosaurs, doesn't like the two new boys in his class. Boris and Gavin, two older boys from nearby London, were in the school, and apparently taking the younger boys dinner mo...

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Funny story: Drag Queen Wins Miss England Pageant: Measures 36-24-36-9

Drag Queen Wins Miss England Pageant: Measures 36-24-36-9

BILLINGSGATE POST: Wilma, née Woody Wentworth of Westminster won the Miss England Pageant held in Worstershire this weekend. According to public records, Wilma changed her name to Woody after undergoing a sex change operation a year ago. Woody p...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire Speaks Out About 9/11

Harry Maguire Speaks Out About 9/11

Harry Maguire, the Manchester United central defender, has spoken out on what he says was one of the most memorable days of his life - September 11, 2001, the day of the World Trade Center terrorist attacks. Sheffield-born Maguire, now 26, was onl...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Finds Asking About People's Babies Highly Effective Way of Procrastinating at Work

Nashville Man Finds Asking About People's Babies Highly Effective Way of Procrastinating at Work

Curtis Johnson, a 27-year-old professional who prides himself on working smart but definitely not hard, stumbled upon a highly effective means of procrastinating at work when, a little while before a big department meeting at which Curtis was expecte...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire To Appear In Final Star Wars Movie

Harry Maguire To Appear In Final Star Wars Movie

The light-speed emergence into the world of entertainment of Manchester United central defender, Harry Maguire, has not gone unnoticed in Hollywood, and earlier today, it was revealed by Lucasfilm and Bad Robot Productions that the footballer is to m...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire To 'Go Commando' Against Leicester On Saturday

Harry Maguire To 'Go Commando' Against Leicester On Saturday

Manchester United's £80million pin-up boy defender, Harry Maguire, is ready to set the Premier League alight, after vowing last night that he will 'go commando' for Saturday's match against his former club, Leicester City at Old Trafford. Women ev...

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Funny story: Woman whose knickers fell down at supermarket checkout knows she can never return

Woman whose knickers fell down at supermarket checkout knows she can never return

A 30-year-old woman from Whitechapel in East London has told a local newspaper that she can never go back to her local Lidl supermarket in Docklands Road, after an incident earlier this week when the elastic in her knickers snapped, resulting in them...

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