Man Takes "Day Off" Due To Job Exhaustion And Midlife Crisis
California. In a move that was seen as both shocking and highly unanticipated by fellow co-workers, Michael Herring, 48, took a day off work and stayed home last week on Thursday, February 28th. Feeling exhausted, depressed, burned out, and 'just...
Read full story99 Paperclips in a box
News has reached us that the Autumn television schedules are to highlight one particular show, called 99 paperclips. Ninety-nine paperclips will be broadcast every week for the next two years, and each week a celebrity or someone most people have...
Read full storyCharleston Woman Pretty Sure She's Vegan and Probably Gluten-free
"I can't stand seafood, and I almost never eat regular bread," said Kendra Burke of Charleston, South Carolina, who's pretty certain she's vegan and probably also gluten-free. "I almost always opt for the wrap instead." Eating healthy in Lowcountr...
Read full storyNASA Still Boldly Going
Recently discovered star clusters “may contain alien life” or “they might not” according to NASA scientists. The cluster has appeared because NASA decided to look in the one place they haven’t yet in space: Behind the moon. Professor John Daiddion...
Read full storyTechna Regrets Naming it's Self-Driving Car The Imperial Wizard
Rolling back, CA- Techna Automotive is withdrawing a self-driving car with a problem. Well, to be fair, all self-driving cars have problems, but Techna's car has a particularly vexing problem: it's racist. To make matters worse, Techna's self-driving...
Read full storyMan Suffers Multiple Injuries After Ride In Tuk Tuk
A man is recovering at home this morning, after a bonecrushing ride in a Tuk Tuk yesterday, left him with injuries in places he didn't know you could be injured. Moys Kenwood, 55, of Tapon commune, was in Battambang town center with his family, an...
Read full storyTrump Advises Netanyahu on Avoiding Prison
Benjamin Netanyahu, Israel's Prime Minister, faces a possible trial on charges of bribery, fraud and corruption after his attorney general announced that he would file for an indictment. Seeking advice from someone who's been there, he reached out to...
Read full storyMan Had His Back Doors Kicked In
For the second time in just over a month, a man in San Francisco has suffered possibly the worst indignity one person could inflict upon another, especially if 'another' is a private business owner with a lack of good security at his premises. Rog...
Read full storyGrown Men Who Put Up "Liar Liar Pants on Fire" Poster in Congress Say Ocasio-Cortez is Crazy
Washington - At a recent Congressional hearing, Republican Paul Gosar, who once said that climate change isn't real because of "photosynthesis", watched in horror as Congresswoman Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez asked former Trump lawyer Michael Cohen pertin...
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