99 Paperclips in a box

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Thursday, 7 March 2019

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Can I be on the show? Can I? Can I? I can. It is going to be so good. It is going to be so wonderful. Bigly.

News has reached us that the Autumn television schedules are to highlight one particular show, called 99 paperclips.

Ninety-nine paperclips will be broadcast every week for the next two years, and each week a celebrity or someone most people have never heard of will take a paperclip out of the box.

Using a series of phone-ins, telephone voting, and choose your own adventure type storytelling, the show will give oxygen to the careers of a few background artists in Grange Hill, and a few recording studio tea-boys.

Once the two years is up, Brexit will all be a distant memory, or that is at least the hope of our future oppressors.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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